First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

Sux2bu

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Get me a coffee and a copy of episode 3, or I'll slowly disembowel you with the shards of shit in my pants. NOW.
 

Diablo2000

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Ham_authority95 said:
"Man, I'm going to do SO much cocaine...and rape so many fine bitches. It'll be like '5 o-clock? Its *****-raping time!'"

Cookie for those who know where this is from.
Predators.

Did I win my cookie now?

"You guys should't have wake me up, now I will claim my rightful place as Ruler of the Universe[evil laugh]"
Or
"Was the Avengers any good?"
 

AWDMANOUT

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A joke.

What did the waking coma patient see standing over him?

A paradox!

Get it? Cause... two doctors... pair...

Ah.

Also, these damn captchas are now giving me Spanish words. I swear.
 

Timedraven 117

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"WHAT THE FUCK is goin on?" or "can someone get me a monster and all the BIOWARE and BUGIE games that came out since i went under."
 

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drbarno said:
"DARY!"

Of course, I would have said "It's gonna be Legend- wait for it." right before falling into the coma.
I love you. Thankyou for making my day.

OT: "I got better."
 

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Da Joz said:
"Wheres the bathroom?"
Close mine probably would be, damnit take the cathider out cause i gotta piss!

Or something like I think I could probably break a cinderblock with my morning wood right now