First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

Hulten

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"ERREFFHHHFMEEEEEHHH!"

Because I will have a fucking feeding tube down my throat and a bed pan full of shit under my ass.
 

Togs

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"dont you know better to wake a man when he's sleeping?"

"Did you have to wake me now? me and the twins were just getting started"

"god Im gasping for a pint"
 

Tsun Tzu

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"-WAIT!? NO! God was JUST about to tell me the cure for Cancer!"

Or, alternatively...

"Why did you have to be the first thing I see?"
 

NathLines

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"Ok, honestly? How did you react when you saw my hairy legs?"

I'm short, but also very, very hairy. Y_Y
 

FallenPrism

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"Dude, that was an epic party last night! ...Why are you all looking at me like that? And why isn't this my room?"