Fruits; One of the two most delicious food groups

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TheBobmus said:
Daystar Clarion said:
TheBobmus said:
Daystar Clarion said:
I love to gobble nuts!
I knew it!

I hear one in ten people is just this way.

What's wrong with you people?!
You humans are all racist!

I it is my right to gobble as many nuts as I want, I don't care what you say!
Yeah, but do you have to do it in public, or near me at the cinema? I don't care what you do in your own home, but keep it away from me. I don't wanna see that stuff...

SckizoBoy said:
Daystar, this may seem a bit of an odd request, but may I dissect your bowels?
Sounds like he'd like that sort of thing.
I see what's happening here and I'll think I stop before another innocent thread gets derailed.

Enough people have died already...
 
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SpaceBat said:
Daystar Clarion said:
You'd think that would ruin pistachio nuts for me...
Nope :D
Wow. You must really love to gobble nuts. How much nuts do you gobble on a daily basis?
Once, I sat down and gobbled a 1KG bag of pistachios...

Imagine a scene in a movie, where a character had overdosed on drugs.

But instead of needles and other drug paraphernalia, there's just shells.

Shells everywhere.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Once, I sat down and gobbled a 1KG bag of pistachios...

Imagine a scene in a movie, where a character had overdosed on drugs.

But instead of needles and other drug paraphernalia, there's just shells.

Shells everywhere.


The mental image. It's horrifying.
Your nut gobbling skills are unparalleled.
 
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SpaceBat said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Once, I sat down and gobbled a 1KG bag of pistachios...

Imagine a scene in a movie, where a character had overdosed on drugs.

But instead of needles and other drug paraphernalia, there's just shells.

Shells everywhere.


The mental image. It's horrifying.
Your nut gobbling skills are unparalleled.
My colon wasn't thanking me, I can tell you that much.
 

BloatedGuppy

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Daystar Clarion said:
Fuck fruit.

I'm a nut man.

Pistachio, walnut, peanut, hazelnut, chestnut, cashew.

I love to gobble nuts!

I suppose if I had to pick a fruit...

I love juicy apples.
For some reason this reminded me of this...

 

bobmus

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Daystar Clarion said:
TheBobmus said:
Daystar Clarion said:
TheBobmus said:
Daystar Clarion said:
I love to gobble nuts!
I knew it!

I hear one in ten people is just this way.

What's wrong with you people?!
You humans are all racist!

I it is my right to gobble as many nuts as I want, I don't care what you say!
Yeah, but do you have to do it in public, or near me at the cinema? I don't care what you do in your own home, but keep it away from me. I don't wanna see that stuff...

SckizoBoy said:
Daystar, this may seem a bit of an odd request, but may I dissect your bowels?
Sounds like he'd like that sort of thing.
I see what's happening here and I'll think I stop before another innocent thread gets derailed.

Enough people have died already...
Damnit, and I was being so subtle as well.

To another thread!!
 

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SpaceBat said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Pistachio
Those are fucking delicious. Unfortunately, I once came across one that was not filled with a delicious nut, but with a few tiny little maggots.
If i had some salt and hot oil I would eat the maggots.
 

Farseer Lolotea

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My favorites are probably pineapples, cherimoyas, and snow peaches.

My least favorites are very specific: Cavendish bananas, and any apple that's too bland or spongy.
 

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I am very, very partial to the dairy and grains food groups so I will refrain from calling out the OP on his choice of the two most delicious groups.

As for fruits, my favourites would have to be apples (Granny Smith to be specific), pineapples and bananas.
 

Brutal Peanut

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I love me some fruits and vegetables, and nuts (hur, hur!). I am not actually that partial to meat, but it's something I eat once a week at most.

So really, I find most fruits delicious. Lately I've been partial to bananas, and I have been making my fair share of banana bread. Om nom nom. I had guests over, they ate my bread, and now everyone wants a loaf. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
 

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My favorite would definitely have to be bananas. Mmmmmmm.... tasty tasty potassium.

After that, it would be grapes, with apples, pears, and oranges coming close behind.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Fuck fruit.

I'm a nut man.

Pistachio, walnut, peanut, hazelnut, chestnut, cashew.

I love to gobble nuts!

I suppose if I had to pick a fruit...

I love juicy apples.
Hehe, you love nuts.

I love most types of fruit. Except this wierd kind of orange that I got once that was gigantic, but had no flavor. And I'm always hesitant to eat apples because I always poop within 3 hours after I eat them. So I avoid it during school.
 

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Ngh yes to above, Pomegranates and Apples...

Infact I like every fruit if I'm in the right mood for it but I will always be in the mood for those two.

And hey you nut people why can't we all get along, dried fruit and nuts with some good cheese and crackers is my idea of heaven.
 

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Number one by far is Granny Smith apples. After that is pretty much any type of berry, mango, banana, and pineapple.

Last is peaches. Something about them makes me want to throw up just thinking about them
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Fuck fruit.

I'm a nut man.

Pistachio, walnut, peanut, hazelnut, chestnut, cashew.

I love to gobble nuts!

I suppose if I had to pick a fruit...

I love juicy apples.
Next you're gonna being saying nut gobblers should be allowed to marry other nut gobblers.
 

Powereaver

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Just curious but is there anyone else who eats the whole apple core and all? i know its weird but im sure theres gotta be others out there who do it besides me :D
 

Starik20X6

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Oranges are clearly the best fruit around. Sadly, the last couple of orange seasons have been... lacklustre. I'll also eat grapes, apples, bananas, watermelon, sultanas, pineapples, don't mind the odd peach, quite like the taste of passionfruit but hate the seeds. I'm not a fan of pears, they're all grainy and weird textured.

Daystar Clarion said:
Fuck fruit.

I'm a nut man.
C'mon, don't be like that. Can't we all just co-exist? Especially when we're all in the embrace of delicious chocolate!

 

White Lightning

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Favourite fruit? The God King of all fruits of course, the Watermelon.

Least Favourite? Hmmm... Berries. Fuck berries, fuck all of em.
 

White Lightning

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Powereaver said:
Just curious but is there anyone else who eats the whole apple core and all? i know its weird but im sure theres gotta be others out there who do it besides me :D
Lots of people do. I once dared my friend to eat an entire apple (Core and all) in 3 bites. He did it like a boss.