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In my Warhammer 40k Dark Heresy game, we've just finished cleaning out a castle of a cult, which was also the planetary government. My character is a Most Wanted Terrorist by this government (completely and totally malign: I was completely justified in my original Resisting Arrest crime, and things just went downhill from there). My companions assaulted the keep from underground tunnels with a servitor (cyborg) army, while my part was to cover above ground from the sky with a stolen Dark Eldar (sadistic hedonist space elves) Venom skimmer (on this planet, the closest thing to a flying tank there is) to prevent any escapes. Upon our victory, I asked to be named Provisional Governor for 5 minutes. I then ordered the cultist prisoners to bring out all desserts to the front lawn in celebration of my coronation. Upon doing so, and lining up the prisoners to observe, I blew the desserts all up with the skimmer's heavy weapons. When asked why, I told the prisoners that I just wanted to give them "their just desserts."