Funniest In-Game Dialogue

Alcookie

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My first choice would have to be GLaDoS from Portal. Such dark humour.

Any other funny game characters/dialogue?
 

Cowabungaa

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I see you're new, this thread has been done a gazillion times before. Please use the searchbar next time, thank you.

*ahem*

Well I won't be a boring little sod, so my 2 cents: nothing beats Jill Sandwich.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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There's some good lines in Psychonauts and The Secret of Monkey island. I'd go with one of them.
Assassinator said:
I see you're new, this thread has been done a gazillion times before. Please use the searchbar next time, thank you.
He's not that new. I give them a week to learn to use the Search Bar.
 

Zacharine

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Psychonauts has some of the best. You can bet that at least 60% of the dialogue makes you laugh.

Hk-47 does have some nice lines, but Psychonauts takes the cake.
 

Ace of Spades

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"That Juno is a lovely sight, I'm almost moved to tears. I hope that she'll sit down with me and gently stroke my ears."
-Quaver, Overlord 2-
 

Ultress

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anything Cielo in Digital devil saga is dang funny due to his crazy accent.
 

TheCameraman

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Psychonauts has some truly brilliant dialogue.

"So, where is the milkman?"
"I bet he's sleeping on the job. His milk is delicious, everybody wants it. He'll be here soon, Then the lies will end..."

Also:
 

Broady Brio

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On TES:IV Oblivion, it doesn't sound funny written down but theres a video.

A Stranger:Your bothering me.

*You ask if the letter is ready.

A Stranger:Why are you bothering me?! It isn't finished yet.
 

ILPPendant

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There are probably loads of games that I can't think of right now but I always found the dialogue in The Dig and Grim Fandango to be very funny, especially when you realise how snarky Boston Low can get at times.
 

Zacharine

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Couple of Psychonauts quotes.

Well, I've reviewed your chart, little girl. The bad news is, we're going to have to remove your brain... strap it into an armoured battle tank, and have it shoot down innocent civilians with its concentrated psychic death beams!
Lili Zanotto: I'm gonna kill you so much.
Dr. Loboto: The good news is that your insurance should cover the whole thing.
[pauses]
Dr. Loboto: Hey, is it getting warm in here?
Lili Zanotto: No, I'm trying to set you on fire through this stupid hat!
Dr. Loboto: What a delightfully mean little brain you have! Just what we want!

 

Hookman

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HK-47 in KOTOR
When asked if he knows what love is,he responds something along the lines of:
"Shooting a meatbag target in the kneecap from miles away with a high powered sniper rifle. That is my definition of love,Master."