Funniest Joke Of All Time

[Hitman 43]

What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Do you like fish sticks?

EDIT: YES. I was hoping I wouldn't get ninja'd

 

[El Poncho]

Do you like fish sticks?

yes i like fishsticks ^^

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Do you like fish sticks?

yes i like fishsticks ^^

You like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

 

[El Poncho]

yes xD

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted...peanut...

Thanks guys, I'll be here all week.

 

[Pandalisk]

That joke from monty python!

 

[Snor]

wha...uh.. fishsticks + mouth... I think i am in the wrong forum here XD

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Venisons is deer/dear, isn't it?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

That joke from monty python!

Yes, we cannot repeat it for you would die laughing. It's a very dangerous weapon, that helped us greatly in WW2.

 

[Major_Sam]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

I LOVE this one: What is brown and sounds like a bell?

Spoiler

DUNG!

Thank you, Monty Python!

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Cliff_m85]

The Aristocrats

 

[Photon987]

I'd like to tell it, but I fear that it might result in swift banishment.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

What did Batman say to Robin, just before they got in the Batmobile?

You and I have a really weird, quasi-paedophilic relationship?

 

[InvisibleSeal]

What's red and bad for your teeth?

Spoiler

A brick!

Well I find it funny...

 

[AlphaOmega]

How do you keep an idiot in suspence?

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ee4wqZvf8&feature=related

this

 

[Christemo]

Yo mama´s so stupid, she fell up the stairs.

i found it funny...

 

[IndieRocker]

A fairy godmother offered me a long memory or a long dick

I've forgotten what I chose

(it was on Michael Mcintires comedy roadshow last night)