Funniest online name?

[Finbark]

I saw A Blind Puppy in Halo 3. It's still a running joke between us.

 

[MindofMykyta]

One of my friends Xbox Gamertag is HoneyMuffin, which made me giggle when he first made it so many years ago, but it is just classic playing Halo online, and every time you join a lobby all the people with mics start insulting him just because his name is HoneyMuffin.

I wonder what a honey muffin would actually taste like.

 

[ChocoFace]

another guy by the name of Saddaminator who would message you saying "you were Saddamized!" after he killed/attacked you.

Is it just me or does Saddamized sound a little like sodomized? i hate my dirty mind.

yeah, you got it. I would congratulate you, but judging by how you hate your dirty mind, i don't think that would be entirely appropriate. but here's a cookie anyways.

Oh i thought you were supposed to pronounce Saddamized by saying Saddam like in 'Saddam Hussein'.
But whatever, i got a cookie and that's all that matters.

 

[Captain Blackout]

Funniest Name
- ~ "You were killed by about 6 midgets / You killed about 6 midgets"

You win.

 

[farmerboy219]

i have seen a "4 fingered tramp"

 

[Evilbunny]

One time I saw "RAW IMA ZOMBIE" on xbox live and I found it hilarious. Granted, I was also high at the time.

 

[konkwastaken]

actually im pretty sure shaving Ryan's privates is a film Brian makes in the family guy episode called 'Brian does Hollywood'. season 3 i think.. early on.

season 3 episode 2 Brian does hollywood

good guess

 

[Compatriot Block]

I used to have a guy on my friends list named "TesticleSavior". Bizarrely, enough people reported his gamertag to force him into changing it. This happened MANY times. I'll list em off for you guys. I kid you not.

TesticleFlavor

TesticleLazor

TesticleShaver

TesticleHater

TesticleAteHer

Etc.

 

[floppylobster]

The two best I've seen are -

Gonuts McDie

Asshalo (or it might have been arsehalo)

 

[Humanslayer619]

I was playing with this chick on halo 3 and her gamertag was "Pooing Nails". After 20minutes of me and my mate laughing we asked her how and why did she pick that name for her gamertag and she said that it was her nickname at school!!

It was the funniest night ever!!

 

[Neverhoodian]

Back when I played Jedi Outcast multiplayer I ran across one "Oliver Clothesoff." Years later I ran across him again in Team Fortress 2.

"Poop throwing monkey" was another good one.

 

[theultimateend]

Shaving Ryan's Privates

That was a porn, so I don't think it counts . Since its not exactly clever once porn steals the name.

 

[theshifter]

In halo I saw the gamertag "Thatfuckerfromthebank" made me laugh because i beat him down

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Someone on CSS had the name of 400 cublic liters of fart cloud.

 

[whyarecarrots]

A couple of my friends once set their names to Calvin and Hobbes, and then played heavy and medic respectively on TF2.

Another one was when playing L4D (as Zoey), one friend set his name to: 'Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a' and then ran out of space. Another friend (who was playing Louis, and was thus next to him on the HUD display at the bottom), promplty set his name to 'prostitute'.
The best thing about this was that the continuation of the two names was perfect: there was literally no gap between the names. I'm a bit annoyed I didn't get a screenshot really...

edit: another of the more surreal ones was (again on l4d) setting our names to the name of the character we were playing, and then changing our names to names of the infected when the teams switched, and then changing our names back to the survivors' names, but mixed up (ie, I was Zoey whilst playing Bill)...

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Major Privates

Mine used to be Pvt. Parts

 

[xxnightlawxx]

My friends name XBL is iamnakedMan

 

[Magical Hans]

"Sean is Cheese"

One of my mates

or MrNoodle

 

[Ringwraith]

Disk Error
I thought it was clever when I saw it in TF2 when he sped past me as a scout, he was on my team unfortunately, so I couldn't see me get 'killed by disk error'.

 

[MarkusAurelius77]

Umm only a few I can think of:

THEmanINtheBUSHES, GuerillaGonads.

Both made me giggle when they got kills...

An entire clan on COD4 were:

Random Task
Dr Evil
Number Two
Scotty Evil
Mini-Me
Fat Basturd (deliberate mis-spell)

Of course what made it better was that they kept quoting the films, as their characters, that was a good night.


Oh and finally The Almighty God Of Muumuu. Just random, really. Shame he sucked royally