Funniest Zero Punctuation One Liners

Hypertion

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the "Whistled for a baboon" thing pops in my head.

Also "fucking Bad" the full version that is.

"Marrage proposal i called a review" when he refrenced his saints row review during his redfaction video.

that one time when he forgot anything but "stonking great tits"

the Fallout NewVegas review was great as he Roleplayed the bugs as well. which was a clever and possibly unintended way to point out that a game with lots of bugs can be simply bad for that sake and bla bla bla bla...



but there was one .... which atm escapes me, that i though of right away... and then forgot... that one made the examples before seem boring.
 

Hydro14

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"As the sceptical friend said to the inventor of the feces propelled helicopter: 'This shit will not fly!'"
 

automatron

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As the doubtful onlooker said to the man who tried to build the first faeces-powered aircraft:
"That shit will not fly"
 

Andy Shandy

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My personal favourite is from 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand when he starts the video with a disclaimer saying that he isn't racist and so on throughout the video and then right at the end...

"Maybe if the world was a little less prejudiced and a little more accepting then people might have see that we all have the potential to be so much more, and then we could all work together to build a better world for everyone! Not that they'd know anything about work, the lazy nig--"

Laughed like hell after that one

Although there are so many more, many of which will be listed here by others
 

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" if you're not moved by this then cancel all your appointments because you appear to have died"
 

Griffolion

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"It's like having a lovely 4 course meal and then for pudding the chef walks in and shits on the table."

Instant K4rma said:
"It leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin."
Thank you, you've just caused me to have EVERYONE in my office stare at me in bemusement because I laughed so hard. Yes I know I should be doing work, blah blah blah.
 

GrizzlerBorno

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The first 3 minutes of the Call of Duty Black Ops review; The bit about America being an obese, pubescent tween girl? Not a one-liner sure.....but he breaths, like, twice in the whole video so what's the difference really?
 

Sir Boss

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I forget the review...and the lead up joke (i know, i know) but
"...please don't think about that metaphor too much, i certainly didn't"
 

Astiahl

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Saints Row 2 review "But it understands what it's trying to be, pure mindless fun. Like wrestling an excitable dog in a paddling pool full of disembodied breasts. (please don't think too much about that simile, I certainly didn't...)"

Also just about the "Just Cause 2" review in it's entirety.
 

Brundlefly

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Describing Mysterio:
"Some bloke who looks like he was dressed by The Liberace Space Program"
 

hermes

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The one when he starts explaining the story of MGS4 but ends with. "FORGET IT!!! This shit is bananas... To better get in the mind of Kojima you should do something pretty drastic, probably involving brain surgery and the complete X-Files DVD set."
 

TheFederation

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i don't remember where from but i remember
"the pounciest pounce to ever pounce past a pouncing parlour"
 

OmegaXIII

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I really wish i could make something like that up but it shoots shurikens and lightning, the only way it could be any better was if had tits and was ON FIRE!
 

sheogoraththemad

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automatron said:
As the doubtful onlooker said to the man who tried to build the first faeces-powered aircraft:
"That shit will not fly"
which episode was that?

OT: I always love how he talks about the fable games and peter molyneux in particular.
 

Zhadramekel

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From Spiderman: Web of Shadows: "Gameplay consists of beating people up, beating bigger people up, following people until they can stop long enough to let you beat them up, protecting people by beating up the people who are trying to beat them up and some quick time events."

And not so much a one liner but the bit from the Resident Evil 5 review where the sidekick is running along with the large herb shouting "Eat iiiiit!" Gets me every time.
 

DaJoW

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"Although I did stumble upon some kind of middle-school outing near the War Memorial that was absolutely packed with kinds and my first thought was FUCKIN JACKPOT."

The sign saying "LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE SHITS" just makes it better.