Funny names you have named your characters

[rt052192]

Just share some funny names you have given game characters and maybe describe them(if its for an RPG game)

Kaiser von KillRape is a sneaky gun wielding son of a ***** who roams the mojave creating mischief and mayhem amongst the NCR.

Dr. Duncan Steele, on the other hand, is a medicinal mad man who solves his problems with energy weapons in the name of Mr House.

Trogdor rules Cyrodil with an iron fist and uses his 100 Conjuration to wreak havoc against his enemies.

 

[penguindude42]

In b4 "PENIS used Harden!", "DOUCHE", and "FUCKER".

Well, if the character wears/is yellow, I'd name it "Grif".

But I usually go with what I call canon.

~Tom<3

"intbju released" :/

 

[Strain42]

I had a chef character in Runescape named Chuck Filet.

 

[The Lawn]

I usually go with Cocksmokes, Assburgers and the great tried and true Fagballs.
Even in online games my not serous characters use the aforementioned names.

 

[Hal10k]

Don't ask me why, but whenever I get a chance, I name a character some variation upon "Samuel Taylor Coleridge".

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

Legolas Longcock in Fight Night Round 3. "Longcock rises to the occasion" is the greatest headline ever.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I remember naming a blaster-caster Drow Sorcerer in NWN2 Electricbolt McFirepants

Other than that, just regular names really.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Recently in a zombie apocalypse-themed campaign of Rifts I made a biker character named Buford T. Pusser. Everyone at the table decided his biker name was "Sex Machine".

 

[Flutterguy]

Moefugga
Awondabro
McTrollin
I have alot more but simply can't remember them and quit WoW so I can't check em.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

I recently got the WoW trial and made an Orc Hunter named "Arcorcher".

That would be a spoonerism of "Orc Archer".

 

[Gigatoast]

I have a character in City of Heros called "Captain Tomato", and yes, he is dressed like a tomato.

 

[Atmos Duality]

When I was playing through X-COM Apocalypse a couple of months back, I had an agent named "Stalwart Buttplug", in honor of his amazing ability to take shots to the back (specifically the arse) without dying.

My only Sergeant who had 5 missions and was on IR for 5 weeks.

 

[Cazza]

Flint Steel

I needed a tough sounding name.

If I can't to bothered to think of a name I use a genric name or mash the keybaord.

 

[GartarkMusik]

Let's see, I remember naming one of my Commander Shepards from ME1 Titty, then after I beat the game with him I saw Yahtzee's review for ME1. I was like we BOTH named him Titty? LOL. XD

 

[Dr. wonderful]

My New vegas Characters stands out:

Killer of hundreds and hundres of people, and animals. He hunt Deathclaws for breakfest and make it a personal agenda to kill legion scouts whenever they are around. His is personallly packing a anti-materiel (that the actual name) rife.


Escapist, his name is

Spoiler

Breadbox, a man wo parents were tribals.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I named a character Blank_Script on a few occasions. Though, my favorite so far was "Jes'Kacked Ma'Pantz". Anytime they addressed me in the text, it felt amusing.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Trogdor rules Cyrodil with an iron fist and uses his 100 Conjuration to wreak havoc against his enemies.

Yeah that's all good and well, but does he burninate the countryside?

Also, take your pick

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The one I like to use most is Rowsdower, a true Canadian hero.

 

[Wintermoot]

I used Yahtzee,s favorite name once (see his zelda review if you want to see it)
I named my rival in HG "???" as a small homage to the original g/s/c
I named my Geodude "dude!"

 

[Koobs]

I always have good luck with some random noun. If the name field allows commas, I'll add an amusing non-sequitur.

Example: In twilight princess, I named the horse "a sammich" (a recurring favorite). It's hilarious when townsfolk ask me where a sammich is, or tell me to go get a sammich, or when whats-her-face said she groomed a sammich.

Good comma ones: ", bitches"; ", or not"; ", and make me a sammich"(rarely fits)