funny online mad libs results.

[cameron1124]

whell ive found a mad libs website here http://www.madglibs.com/. so here is a topic to post any funny mad libs result.

here is (at least i think so) is a funny one by me.

I enjoy long, evil walks on the beach, getting assualted in the rain and serendipitous encounters with walruses. I really like piña coladas mixed with pee, and romantic, candle-lit Frenchmen. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Vlad the impaler. I travel frequently, especially to Translvania, when I am not busy with work. (I am a impaler.) I am looking for spike and beauty in the form of a Translvanian goddess. She should have the physique of Miley Crus and the bombers of chick. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my penguins. I know I?m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 9,001 days ago, and I have since become more insane.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I am amused...

Come fling at WALMART, where you`ll receive horrid discounts on all of your favorite brand name eggs. Our mad and fucking associates are there to cry you 42 hours a day. Here you will find feathered prices on the flowers you need. mice for the moms, balls for the kids and all the latest electronics for the uncles. So come on down to your sharp charismatic WALMART where the cripples come first.

Actually, this one's better.

Dear School Nurse:
flabbergasted Cavers will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of bubonic plague and has horrible rats and a/an cheerful fever. We have made an appointment with the conniving Dr. tomfoolery, who studied for many years in Mexico and has 37 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. unfortunate.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Hehe....

Not the best but still mildly entertaining.

"Icky Macdonald had a Lard, E-I-E-I-O
and on that Lard he had an Salamander, E-I-E-I-O
with a Click Click here
and a Click Click there,
here a Click, there a Click,
everywhere a Click Click,
Icky Macdonald had a Lard, E-I-E-I-O."

 

[Robert632]

Two Cacti, both alike in dignity,
In fair Cleveland, where we lay our scene,
From ancient rifle break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross`d chairs take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their twinkie bury their parents` strife.
The fearful passage of their erect love,
And the continuance of their parents` rage,
Which, but their children`s end, nought could amuse,
Is now the -6 hours` traffic of our stage;
The which if you with creepy arm pit attend,
What here shall somersault, our toil shall strive to mend.

That killed about 3 minutes. Thanks for that.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Wasn't really sure what to expect from this one. It was okay.

Life is like a Refrigerator here in Jaguarburg
Race Trains, lasers, Coasters - it`s a Jaguar blur
You might Jump a mystery or rewrite Physical Education

Jaguar Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of Over-Sized-do, bad and Purple luck tales, oo-oo

D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there`s a Pelican out to Type you
Tales of Dead-do, bad and Boring luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony Trolls or Leather tails but Jaguar Tales, oo-oo!

When it seems they`re Killed for the final Sharpie
Idiotic deduction never Calculates, that`s for certain
The worst of Overlords become Drugs!

Jaguar Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of Dead-do, bad and Boring luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony Onions or Chain Mail tails but Jaguar Tales, oo-oo!

 

[cameron1124]

It was during the battle of spike when I was running through a jetpack when a crane went off right next to my platoon. Our hobo yelled for us to pleading to the nearest Mogadishu we could find. When we got to the Mogadishu we killed to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the squirrel from the fire and started chilling sausages at us. we all quickly ducked behind the waffle at the Mogadishu and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were happy that we had won the battle.

pretty amusing



321 years after the end of Rush Hour 2, James Carter is no longer a panhandler, but a weapon tester on the streets of bar. Lee is now the bodyguard for his friend Douche. Lee is still upset with Carter about an incident in office when Carter accidentally shot Lee`s girlfriend, suicide helper Isabella Molina, in the pinkie.

During the World Criminal Court discussions, as Douche addresses the importance to fight the Triad, he announces that he knows the pink of the Triad leadership known as the Shy Shen. Suddenly, Douche takes a drug in the mouth, disrupting the conference. Lee pursues the assassin and corners him, discovering that the assassin is his brother, Michael Jackson. When Lee hesitates to shoot Michael Jackson, Carter shows up dying towards the two and slowly skits Lee over, allowing Michael Jackson to escape.

 

[adakias]

My contagious day started when I ruined up late for work. I loudly murdered out the hooker. I shot into fluffy traffic. The cars were bunny to bunny.
People were running and cursing at each other to go faster. When I merrily made it to work my floral, tasty, huge, weary boss told me if I was late one more time I was fired. If that wasn?t bad enough, the lucky gun fired.
After another gun I headed towards the pretty little Mexico in the South-end of Guadalahara. The Mexico was quickly empty. I kidnapped on the swings and assaulted high into the air. I threatened off of the swing and fucked up. It was all just a failure.
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I'm... bewildered and mildly amused.

 

[cameron1124]

im laughing so much that i get a headache. either i have a bad sense of humor or your definitino of mildy amused is diffrent from mine?

 

[AwesomePeanutz]

I enjoy long, backstab walks on the beach, getting captured in the rain and serendipitous encounters with medics. I really like piña coladas mixed with jarate, and romantic, candle-lit sandviches. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Saxton Mann. I travel frequently, especially to granary, when I am not busy with work. (I am a sniper.) I am looking for point and beauty in the form of a Red goddess. She should have the physique of the Announcer and the force-a-nature of pyro. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my wankers. I know I?m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 400,000 days ago, and I have since become more rocket jumped.

 

[cameron1124]

Darth Bob mccorrupt looked at his master while his feeble breathing filled the room. He was told to go to swam evrything on the planet of nuked. He got in his swan and jumped to hyperspace. Soon before he reached the planet, he dropped out of hyperspace and was attacked by Rebel deer. He flipped them off and continued to the planet`s surface. He landed and confronted more opposition, slicing it down with his chair. He used the tree to choke another Rebel, then slapped him aside. He finished off all life on the planet with a/an stupid laugh.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

In the book War of the mexicans, the main character is an anonymous retard who records the arrival of platypuses in valhalla. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the platypuses continue to rape everything in sight, until they are killed by the common dirt

 

[Taxman1]

In the book War of the mexicans, the main character is an anonymous retard who records the arrival of platypuses in valhalla. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the platypuses continue to rape everything in sight, until they are killed by the common dirt

I got the same one!
"In the book War of the buckets of water, the main character is an anonymous policeman who records the arrival of bears in Alabama. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the bears continue to screw everything in sight, until they are killed by the common poster. "