so you want to see it because... it looks interesting? how so does it look interesting? does the plot appeal to you? or the characters?Wizzie said:
G-Force - Your Thoughts?
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Well, if you have kids, just don't let them see it.squid5580 said:
I mean, you obviously have kids, because [small]getting all worked up about a kids movie that no one is forcing you to see[/small] would seem really stupid, right?
From the moment I first saw the trailer on a flat-screen TV in some department store I went to during a school trip, I could not comprehend the unbridled suck that made its way into my retinas (and eardrums). I have no intention of seeing that movie. I have no intention of paying attention to the trailers for that movie that swagger onto the television. I intend to avoid that abomination like it's a Jonas Brothers film (or any Jonas Brothers fans, CDs, posters, "purity rings," fans, keychains, books, television shows, and especially fans).
How is it that the same man who produced Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl produced this pile of garbage as well? Annoying characters and cringe-worthy jokes do not make a movie good. Quite the contrary, in fact.
Erase the cookie-cutter tween tunes from his mind and replace it with audible rocketsauce. It is your duty as his brother to lead him to the path of good taste.
How is it that the same man who produced Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl produced this pile of garbage as well? Annoying characters and cringe-worthy jokes do not make a movie good. Quite the contrary, in fact.
I have a solution to his problem. As he is sleeping, gently stick a pair of earphones to his ears. Then, gently duct tape them to his head so that he can't remove them. Now, on the device attached to the earphones, be it a CD player or an MP3 player or whatever, play something marvelous at a good volume (not too loud, but loud enough so that it's enjoyable). This can be something along the lines of Tool, Sevendust, Bloodhound Gang, Martha Ardridge's performance of Rachmoninoff's third piano concerto, and hell, maybe even a little bit of GWAR for shits and giggles. Even the works of Rick Astley would work.G1eet said:
Erase the cookie-cutter tween tunes from his mind and replace it with audible rocketsauce. It is your duty as his brother to lead him to the path of good taste.
Indeed. It had Jeff Goldblum, and Jeff Goldblum makes everything awesome.Radeonx said:
National Treasure was a half decent movie, though. Like a more tame and child-friendly version of the Da Vinci Code. This, on the other hand, is most likely going to suck.brainiac2 said:
Any worse than getting worked up over a game made for kids? It isn't the kids who will be damaged. It is the older movie goers that the movie wasn't made for in the first place that are damaged. Our precious psyches can't handle this kind of discrimination.HardRockSamurai said:
This. Talking animal and baby movies are simple as hell to make, so hollywood craps one out almost every quarter. I know they're for children but that not really an excuse now is it? Maybe I'm biased but since I was raised on Monty Python and Bevis and Butthead Disney has never held a place in my heart and never will.Srkkl said:
waitaminute, waitaminute, are you actually trying to convince me that G-Force's creation will "damage my precious psyche?"squid5580 said:
It looks like they took Spy kids and traded them up for guinea pigs. Then again, it is a kids movie to the very definition, so I'm avoiding it like a leper.
Waiting for District 9 and "9" to release (both trailers look interesting).
Waiting for District 9 and "9" to release (both trailers look interesting).
Whew I didn't know what I was going to say next if you didn't catch on. Funny how the same logic when applied to the Wii works.HardRockSamurai said:waitaminute, waitaminute, are you actually trying to convince me that G-Force's creation will "damage my precious psyche?"squid5580 said:
I am just doing my part to make it look like this thread is on the right board
When I first heard the idea while watching a trailer in the theater, I thought to myself, "If approached in a very self-aware matter, this could be at least OK." Then I watched another two seconds and thought, "Yeah, this is going to completely suck."
It's a pet movie.
This genre is the Jesus of all cash cows. Because spoiled children hear about it and demand to see it. This means that everybody but the teenaged brother/sister or both. Have to come.
And it takes little creativity to make the idea. Hollywood is useing Gineau Pigs alot. They where the main joke for Bedtime Stories too.
This genre is the Jesus of all cash cows. Because spoiled children hear about it and demand to see it. This means that everybody but the teenaged brother/sister or both. Have to come.
And it takes little creativity to make the idea. Hollywood is useing Gineau Pigs alot. They where the main joke for Bedtime Stories too.
A few years ago a journalist tracking the meth epidemic in Oregon discovered the level of addiction and the level of pseudoephedrine in crystal meth confiscated by the police followed each other exactly, the higher the pseudephedrine the more addicts. I hypothesize a similar relation to script approval and the availability of narcotics in Hollywood.