Gamecrush: Pay To Play With Gamer Grills [NSFW]

khaimera

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I think its a great idea for people who are too pathetic, I mean shy, to be able to talk to girls without paying them. This site brings gaming one step closer to mainstream acceptance, so I like it.
 

lupercal27

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Mar 11, 2010
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I can see this being popular with high schoolers. Kinda like those "hot girl chat hotlines" but with Master Chief involved. I can see people doing this, and I can see this going horribly wrong.

I might e-pimp my wife into this. She is good at video games (shooters and RTS at least) and has a sexy microphone voice. Why not make cash playing video games. Not all the girls are dirty (according to what i've read) and a hot picture will get you an invite.

There are some crazy rich lonely fatties who would use this service.
 

Sir Kemper

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Is it anybit ironic that i JUST commented on a forum post based on this, and yet this still brings up the same amount of WTF?

Hmmmm, actually, considering there's so few male gamer's on there, perhaps i should join this new GameCrush thing.

Ladies?

But seriously though, the Gabe bit cracked me up, sadly the links 404 when i click them.
 

Popcicle42

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Feb 25, 2010
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Please. This is simply an extension of those "live cam" websites, except now it's "gamer-flavored!" and you can use your Xbox.

Quite sad and pathetic, really. Get out from behind the xbox, or the computer, and meet people. Or you could use chat-roulette... *eyeroll*

Jandau said:
It will also require a VERY thick skin on the part of the actual PlayDates. Think about it - the mental profile of the person likely to seek out such services. Now consider the average level of communication in most online communities. Now put that together with "OMG GIRL!!!11one!1" mentality. It's a disaster waiting to happen...
That is a truly terrifying truth. Either that, or they'll get the people who can't talk more than one-word sentences. "hi" "ur pretti" "boobs?" will likely be par for the course. I feel genuinely bad for these girls!
 

BabySinclair

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Wow, just... yeah.... Really? I mean I know some people are desperate but really? I get the concept of lets make money of sad lonely people (I'm evil enough to cheer it on) but this is just sad.
 

KdS_22

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Dec 9, 2009
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I suddenly feel the urge to laugh out loud and cry my eyes out at the same time... This is incredibly pathetic. If some guy really wants to play games with a girl so badly, then why not go pick one up for a date then bring her back for some split-screen or something? Sounds like a much more fun (and cheaper) way to do it than this. I mean, just wow...
 

Tomster595

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Aug 1, 2009
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So it's like hookers... but you can't even touch them..... What the fuck is the point? You're basically paying to talk to a girl.
 

New Frontiersman

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It's good to see I've found yet another thing I'm not going to be spending any money on.

I wonder how many people are going to sign up for this, and also how did they con those poor girls into whoring them selves out like this?
 

gallaetha_matt

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Feb 28, 2010
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Using this site would just make me feel dirty, more so. You may as well just cut out the middle man and go straight to a cam whore. Or a regular whore. Plus I hear there's porn on the internet now.

However if I were a girl I'd definately do this. You'll be getting paid to play games and you don't even have to take your top off unless you want to.
 

MurderousToaster

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This... is just plain sad.

If this service gets any honest-to-goodness use, I shall officially give up in gamers having souls.
 

sune26

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Apr 13, 2009
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Sooo if you play a game on xbox live with a girl from there isn't it just like a normal game?
Maybe with the small exception of playing with a girl.


As for casual games i think it will go more like this.
 

Bat Vader

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Mar 11, 2009
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Why would anybody pay to play against other people that you can most likely find on x-box live or PlayStation Network?

If it was developers like Gabe Newell or Tim Schafer than yes, I could see paying to play against them. Just regular people though? No.
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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Apr 8, 2009
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$faithInHumanity--

I don't think I'll ever pay for someone to play with me, no matter who they are. Maybe if it was some kind of special thing where you got to play with game developers and the money went to charity or something it'd be cool, but like this it's just pathetic.
 

CoverYourHead

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Dec 7, 2008
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I'm in desperate need for a facepalm, but no mere facepalm will suffice. Instead, I am going to crash the moon into the Earth. Yes... that will do the trick.
 

Susan Arendt

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Sir Kemper said:
Is it anybit ironic that i JUST commented on a forum post based on this, and yet this still brings up the same amount of WTF?

Hmmmm, actually, considering there's so few male gamer's on there, perhaps i should join this new GameCrush thing.

Ladies?

But seriously though, the Gabe bit cracked me up, sadly the links 404 when i click them.
No girl is going to pay a boy to game with her. Because she doesn't have to. The ratio of male to female gamers is so heavily skewed that no gamer girl ever really has to *try* to get guys to play with her.

Assuming, of course, she wants them to in the first place.
 

Mortons4ck

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Jan 12, 2010
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Phone sex with vidjagames. =/

It would be awesome if you could rent non-racist non-homophobic non-swearing-every-other-word players to play a decent game of Halo for once.