Gamecrush: Pay To Play With Gamer Grills [NSFW]

[Formica Archonis]

Using this site would just make me feel dirty, more so. You may as well just cut out the middle man and go straight to a cam whore. Or a regular whore. Plus I hear there's porn on the internet now.

However if I were a girl I'd definately do this.

The filthy lucre alleviates the dirty feelings? Don't worry, just let Mammon's sweet kisses make it all better....

So, I went to the site (don't look at me like that) to see if I could figure out how much a girl make for the 'pleasure' of dealing with jerks who think they own her. And there's just a countdown. Most of the links to be had in Google are 404s. This is looking... dubious? Unless their pre-launch site and their launch site are gonna be two completely different beasts, but seems like revamping the site structure entirely at launch is an odd move.

My thoughts: Making money off sad people is a perfectly legitimate - if rather sleazy - method of doing business. Assuming the females in question have only run into sexist mouth-breathers online, then this is probably the better way to go. But really, I'd rather find a group of gamers - of either gender - who don't treat me like a piece of meat and have fun for free rather than deal with freaks for pay.

 

[Gunner_Guardian]

Is it anybit ironic that i JUST commented on a forum post based on this, and yet this still brings up the same amount of WTF?

Hmmmm, actually, considering there's so few male gamer's on there, perhaps i should join this new GameCrush thing.

Ladies?

But seriously though, the Gabe bit cracked me up, sadly the links 404 when i click them.

No girl is going to pay a boy to game with her. Because she doesn't have to. The ratio of male to female gamers is so heavily skewed that no gamer girl ever really has to *try* to get guys to play with her.

Assuming, of course, she wants them to in the first place.

Ahh yes any girl can play with boys, but when do you get the opportunity to play with a MAN.

A man who looks sharp, talk sharp, and play sharp. A man who can fight off the zombie Apocalypse with you and DOESN'T screw up and not shoot the smoker while he's got you in your grasp and give a cool one liner while he....ok I'll stop but you get the point.

I think there's a few girl gamers out there who would like to play with some eyecandy that's good at video games and gives attention other then "ZOMG YUR SO H0t be my gf k!".
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Not to say I'm a man though... I'm just another guy online on a forum trying to make a silly post....


This service is still sad though...

 

[cernik]

that site makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad panda

 

[qbanknight]

WTF?

 

[Magnalian]

Isn't this just a non-sexy version of prostitution?

 

[Susan Arendt]

Is it anybit ironic that i JUST commented on a forum post based on this, and yet this still brings up the same amount of WTF?

Hmmmm, actually, considering there's so few male gamer's on there, perhaps i should join this new GameCrush thing.

Ladies?

But seriously though, the Gabe bit cracked me up, sadly the links 404 when i click them.

No girl is going to pay a boy to game with her. Because she doesn't have to. The ratio of male to female gamers is so heavily skewed that no gamer girl ever really has to *try* to get guys to play with her.

Assuming, of course, she wants them to in the first place.

Ahh yes any girl can play with boys, but when do you get the opportunity to play with a MAN.

A man who looks sharp, talk sharp, and play sharp. A man who can fight off the zombie Apocalypse with you and DOESN'T screw up and not shoot the smoker while he's got you in your grasp and give a cool one liner while he....ok I'll stop but you get the point.

I think there's a few girl gamers out there who would like to play with some eyecandy that's good at video games and gives attention other then "ZOMG YUR SO H0t be my gf k!".
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Not to say I'm a man though... I'm just another guy online on a forum trying to make a silly post....


This service is still sad though...

Honestly? I find it far easier to find guys like that amongst gamers than amongst the non-gaming population. Granted, I am incredibly biased.

 

[LTK_70]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

It's this sort of stuff that makes me embarrassed to be in the same demographic as the people who use this service

We are both gamers, but these people are desperate enough to pay money to talk to a real girl...

Damn that's sad...

 

[xDHxD148L0]

I would much rather pay to play with developers.

 

[Trucken]

Huh. It's like the real-life Nerdrotica. Then again, the original real-life version of that tanked almost immediately so I don't know if this will last very long.

 

[open trap]

Those two girls that play together are.... interesting but the rest, no

 

[ClunkiestTurtle]

I might e-pimp my wife into this. She is good at video games (shooters and RTS at least) and has a sexy microphone voice. Why not make cash playing video games. Not all the girls are dirty (according to what i've read) and a hot picture will get you an invite.

There are some crazy rich lonely fatties who would use this service.

That my friend is a genius idea!!!

I hope you don't mind if i steal it.

Anywho on topic,it always amazes me how much people are willing to waste on relatively tame effectively robbing and ridiculing "x rated" services when there's perfectly good porn out there for free...

 

[molester jester]

To be honest if i could get money for playing a few rounds of cod or tf2 online i would go for it. Although i really can't understand why someone would be that desperate for human contact.

 

[Otterpoet]

And here I thought the dude that married his anime pillow was pathetic.

Let me get this straight, I could hang out with my female friends online for free... or I could PAY money to do it? Wow. What a brilliant service

Thank GOD this didn't come out when I had a roommate. That wanker spent $400+ on phone-sex in a month. He'd spend the GDP of Guana on this place.

 

[The Rascal King]

Is that Gabe Newell on the that profile picture?

Edit: Oh yeah, it is. I didn't see that part.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

You know that most the people will be FAKERS! And the others strange people who are pathetic enough to try it.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

And you know people are really going to pay for this right?

XD it's just a little sad

 

[Eliam_Dar]

this is really really creepy... worst part is that it migth actually succeed