Gamers spend an average of half their day watching people either get tore to pieces or shoot terrorists. A gamer will probably pick up some of the moves. So, to all you thieves out there. The next time you decide to rob a gamers house remember that he/she:
- Has a knife and can lunge kill you from a distance(Call of Duty);
- Has a gun and mad trigger skills(Call of Duty?);
- Is proficient in system dismemberment(Dead Space anyone?);
- Can operate a chainsaw(Gears of War);
- Can use a crowbar to beat the living shit out of you and probably gouge an eye(Half Life);
- Can manipulate you from a distance with the use of his superior intellect(Can anyone say, RTS games?);
- Has probably killed more hookers than he/she cares to say(Grand Theft Auto 4);
- Has spent 10 years in prison avoiding being buttfucked and learning how to fight, prison style(Mafia 2);
- Can beat you to death with a baseball bat whilst jumping around and moving at fast speeds(Team Fortress 2);
- Can take the disguise of anyone and shoot a sniper rifle like a fucking pro(Hitman);
So, if the "studies" and all the accusations against gamers are founded in something you, mister thief, would have to face a sex starved, egotistical, insane, bipolar, violence hungry, murderer with an achy finger and a knife who also probably watches Dexter.
It's all your choice there, buddy.