Gaming quotes...

[PurpleLeafRave]

...that make you eargasm.
Whats an awesome one liner/conversation that you heard in a game?
Just now on Rainbow six vegas there was this convo:

Guy one (to guy two on radio): We have a situation!
Guy two: What kind of situation?
Guy one: Er...the killing kind.
Guy two: F*ck...Im staying put!
Guy one: F*ck you asshole!

And of course cole from gears of war: "You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way-down-dead down - so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, "oh mummy, don't let the bad man hurt us!"

 

[Hazy]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

 

[PizzaDentist]

Wesker was our old buddy, yannow?

 

[curlycrouton]

And of course cole from gears of war: "You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way-down-dead down - so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, "oh mummy, don't let the bad man hurt us!"

Nothing quite like re-enforcing negative stereotypes is there? I really hope Cole is supposed to be a self-parody, because otherwise his characterisation is just ridiculous.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Not an eargasm one, but the trauma caused by this makes it classic: "Hey! Listen!"

Other than that: "You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel." or maybe "We are the Invisible Hand. We are the Illuminati. We come before and after. We are forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the day."

 

[Kranoes]

"Do you want a peice of me, boy!"-terran marine

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

 

[Fingerprint]

Sorry can't resist...

"Walk softly and carry a big gun." DoW

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

"I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck."
Damn, there are loads of these.

 

[Xerosch]

I dare you to find out where these lines come from! And yes, they are rather old.



'I'm selling these fine leather jackets...'

'Wake up, Bobbin'

'War... War never changes...'

'Do you know what Schattenjager means?'

'You know, Marcus, the coldest year of my life was the one I spent in Iceland with Sophia'

'Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Moreen.'

'To see a Keeper isn't easy. Especially one who doesn't want to be seen'

Everything Jansen says (his voice actor is awesome)

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Some of my favourite lines. And yes, they are rather old.



'I'm selling these fine leather jackets...'

'Wake up, Bobbin'

'War... War never changes...'

'Do you know what Schattenjager means?'

'You know, Marcus, the coldest year of my life was the one I spent in Iceland with Sophia'

'Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Moreen.'

'To see a Keeper isn't easy. Especially one who doesn't want to be seen'

Everything Jansen says (his voice actor is awesome)



I dare you to find out where these lines come from!

War...war never changes" is on COD 4 on one of those screens when you die, but i know its not from there originally.

 

[Bellvedere]

"You must gather your party before venturing forth"

That line annoyed me to death at the time, but now me and my really nerdy buddy always say this to each other whenever we are heading out and certain members of our group are taking a long time to get ready.

 

[Razbunare]

Some of my favourite lines. And yes, they are rather old.



'I'm selling these fine leather jackets...'

'Wake up, Bobbin'

'War... War never changes...'

'Do you know what Schattenjager means?'

'You know, Marcus, the coldest year of my life was the one I spent in Iceland with Sophia'

'Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Moreen.'

'To see a Keeper isn't easy. Especially one who doesn't want to be seen'

Everything Jansen says (his voice actor is awesome)



I dare you to find out where these lines come from!

War...war never changes" is on COD 4 on one of those screens when you die, but i know its not from there originally.

no thats from Fallout 3

another good one is "you called down the thunder now reap the whirlwind." Ghost from starcraft

 

[tomtom94]

"Use Office Trap"
Anyone with even a basic knowledge of football/soccer should understand what is wrong with that.

Also most of the stuff from the Phoenix Wright series. Epic.

 

[Beanie Man]

"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence!" Sgt. Major Johnson

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Some of my favourite lines. And yes, they are rather old.



'I'm selling these fine leather jackets...'

'Wake up, Bobbin'

'War... War never changes...'

'Do you know what Schattenjager means?'

'You know, Marcus, the coldest year of my life was the one I spent in Iceland with Sophia'

'Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Moreen.'

'To see a Keeper isn't easy. Especially one who doesn't want to be seen'

Everything Jansen says (his voice actor is awesome)



I dare you to find out where these lines come from!

War...war never changes" is on COD 4 on one of those screens when you die, but i know its not from there originally.

no thats from Fallout 3

another good one is "you called down the thunder now reap the whirlwind." Ghost from starcraft

Oh, theres something like that on COD though that gives across the same message.

 

[Razbunare]

Some of my favourite lines. And yes, they are rather old.



'I'm selling these fine leather jackets...'

'Wake up, Bobbin'

'War... War never changes...'

'Do you know what Schattenjager means?'

'You know, Marcus, the coldest year of my life was the one I spent in Iceland with Sophia'

'Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Moreen.'

'To see a Keeper isn't easy. Especially one who doesn't want to be seen'

Everything Jansen says (his voice actor is awesome)



I dare you to find out where these lines come from!

War...war never changes" is on COD 4 on one of those screens when you die, but i know its not from there originally.

no thats from Fallout 3

another good one is "you called down the thunder now reap the whirlwind." Ghost from starcraft

Oh, theres something like that on COD though that gives across the same message.

oh never saw it then lol

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Some of my favourite lines. And yes, they are rather old.



'I'm selling these fine leather jackets...'

'Wake up, Bobbin'

'War... War never changes...'

'Do you know what Schattenjager means?'

'You know, Marcus, the coldest year of my life was the one I spent in Iceland with Sophia'

'Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Moreen.'

'To see a Keeper isn't easy. Especially one who doesn't want to be seen'

Everything Jansen says (his voice actor is awesome)



I dare you to find out where these lines come from!

Fine Leather Jackets is from Monkey Island and Jan Jansen is from Baldur's Gate 2.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Warcraft 3 had tones of great lines.

"This is my BOOMSTICK!" - Rifleman