Gender Swapped for a month. Now what?

[Ieyke]

I'd record terabytes of video of myself for my later enjoyment.

I'd master pleasuring my new body.

I'd seduce and record myself having tons of sex with my archenemy (you've forced me to concoct an entire battle plan for this nonsense), and then I'd destroy him with it.

I'd also let my best friend in on the deal and record us having tons of crazy sex.

I'd use my disguise to hang out with my key women and cement my already solid reputation. Get some inside information on them. Find out what they think about some stuff, etc.

And, if I confirmed that I had different fingerprints and such, I'd probably execute a few assassinations and various other illegal things that need done and I could just get away with no problem.

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Shame, modesty, mercy, and laws would not be an issue during that month.

Sounds like fun.

Too bad.

 

[TallanKhan]

So lets say you kicked a midget into a street and it got hit by a bus. Karma got a big laugh out of it unfortunately shit needs to be balanced. So for one month your gender gets switched. And just for shits and giggles you're an 11/10.

So how do you spend the next month?

Ok I have two questions before I answer:

1) Did the midget die?

2) How does having your gender switched for a month balance with being kicked into a road and hit by a bus?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Isn't it obvious? I would spend the entire month playing with my long hair, and nothing else would get done.

Seriously, how do women not play with their hair all day???

I play with my long hair when I'm bored. Long hair is so metal

 

[Kaisharga]

Oh sweet holy crap, change the *gender* but not sex? You are a twisted, twisted soul. And then to have it switch back after a month! That's the kind of stuff that would keep Lovecraft awake at night. You need to write horror novels.

 

[stormeris]

Isn't it obvious? I would spend the entire month playing with my long hair, and nothing else would get done.

Seriously, how do women not play with their hair all day???

I play with my long hair when I'm bored. Long hair is so metal

I'm a man and i play with my long black hair all the time.

METAL! \m/ \m/

 

[Xan Krieger]

Well I'd find out what a vagina looks like for starters. After that...probably continue my normal routine of playing on the computer and masturbating once or twice a night. Thankfully I don't have a real life so mostly I wouldn't be too affected.

 

[Xisin]

I guess the first thing I would do would be to practice peeing standing up.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Isn't it obvious? I would spend the entire month playing with my long hair, and nothing else would get done.

Seriously, how do women not play with their hair all day???

I play with my long hair when I'm bored. Long hair is so metal

I'm a man and i play with my long black hair all the time.

METAL! \m/ \m/

We should brush our hair to Iron Maiden together.

 

[Ryan Minns]

Well I'd find out what a vagina looks like for starters. After that...probably continue my normal routine of playing on the computer and masturbating once or twice a night. Thankfully I don't have a real life so mostly I wouldn't be too affected.

And all I could think of is this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHJk5g9DOE


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[xmbts]

I dunno, I'd probably be essentially the same, possibly with less creepy guys.

Or maybe more. also entirely possible.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Seduce all the women I know who I want to fuck but who are lesbians. As an 11/10 I'm pretty sure I could bag all of them. Would be a weird sort of fucking since I would have no penis, but I'm sure they could show me the ropes.

 

[shadowstriker86]

So lets say you kicked a midget into a street and it got hit by a bus. Karma got a big laugh out of it unfortunately shit needs to be balanced. So for one month your gender gets switched. And just for shits and giggles you're an 11/10.

So how do you spend the next month?

Ok I have two questions before I answer:

1) Did the midget die?

2) How does having your gender switched for a month balance with being kicked into a road and hit by a bus?

1) up to you, it's your experience/story after all

2) you made karma laugh, joy apparently counts for a lot on the redemption scale

 

[shadowstriker86]

Oh sweet holy crap, change the *gender* but not sex? You are a twisted, twisted soul. And then to have it switch back after a month! That's the kind of stuff that would keep Lovecraft awake at night. You need to write horror novels.

Funny you should mention that cause im a writer by trade lol, was actually thinking of making a comedy skit of the scenario but all my friends tell me that 100+ animes already did it, so, i was saddened

 

[Xan Krieger]

Well I'd find out what a vagina looks like for starters. After that...probably continue my normal routine of playing on the computer and masturbating once or twice a night. Thankfully I don't have a real life so mostly I wouldn't be too affected.

And all I could think of is this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHJk5g9DOE


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quote my post and you'll see how it's done
and yes that would probably be me, I've heard it looks like a sarlaac.