"What are you, a statue? You got something, spill the beans. If not, take a hike!" - Call of Pripyat
GAFUCKINTPUINCR$£"*,.# Dammit Owl you jowly ass, I'm currently dumping my inventory to sell to you!
I was going to post the gleeful announcer from the original Unreal Tournament, but I've been beaten to that. Runner up for gleeful announcements surely must go to Syndicate Wars' weapon selection. They're all good and embedded in my mind, but the tippy-top has to be:
"CATACLYSM"
Nuclear hand grenade aaawwww yeah.
Oh yeah, and while JC Denton gets a ton of great lines, the one that sticks to me is his conversation with Bob Page near the end:
"..I will burn like the brightest star!"
"You're gonna burn all right."
Oh stars, Deus Ex is full of lines stuck in my head.
"You are a small, prowling mouse... and dumb like a mouse! You keep coming, like you forget about Agent Navarre. I remember Agent Navarre. I remember for everyone."
"No. I wanted Orange. It gave me Lemon-Lime."
"I know your UNATCO killphrase: 'Laputan Machine'."
"I am not a machi-" *boom*
"Sticks and stones."
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