Get the Cookie

[Guvnorium]

This is a game that worked out pretty well on the Urealms forums, so i 'll start it here. Here's how it works: I have the last cookie on earth. Your goal is to get it by any means possible. Go!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I spear tackle you,knee you in the balls and grab the cookie

 

[Knight Templar]

The art of theft thread.

 

[Specter_]

I kill you with an old, rusty and blunt spoon, then taking the cookie from your cold dead hands

 

[revolverwolf]

I eat the cookie out of your hands. Let's see anyone even wants it now!

 

[Higurashi]

Well.. if I wanted to, I'd gut you and get it out.. but there's already a thread for this, so I shall abstain.