Hell yeah. I'd totally be doing the world a favor by gracing them with my outstanding personality and presence. My linguistic capability would only come second to my witful charm.
A week ago when I first came across the term "SJW" I imagined literate philanthropists passionately fighting for the less fortunate in the name of justice (on mounted horseback ofcourse) and I thought to myself "Gee, do horses need a driving license to ride." But my point is.. I wanted to become an "SJW" too and join my valiant brothers in their quest for equality and humanism. So imagine my surprise when I realized "SJW" was a derogatory term for flamers that didn't actually accomplish much of anything. And that's when it hit me. I vowed to preserve the integrity of the games industry and become a journalistic Batman-of-a-kind..
I'd strike at dawn when most nocturnal journalists are asleep and hack into their computers- logging into their Twitters and Reddits and editing out typos from their drafts, double checking their sources on articles (citing appropriate sources ofc), turning their angry rants into meaningful criticisms in their game reviews, and all this while occasional fixing broken code; in a valiant effort to rid the games industry from corruption, and save the world in the process through incorruptible measures.
^ I felt a compulsive need to share my origin story, and how I'd become famous, presumably becoming ruler of the world too. And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
PS- I suppose I also need a superhero name. Hmm [Vigilanteism intensifies]
A week ago when I first came across the term "SJW" I imagined literate philanthropists passionately fighting for the less fortunate in the name of justice (on mounted horseback ofcourse) and I thought to myself "Gee, do horses need a driving license to ride." But my point is.. I wanted to become an "SJW" too and join my valiant brothers in their quest for equality and humanism. So imagine my surprise when I realized "SJW" was a derogatory term for flamers that didn't actually accomplish much of anything. And that's when it hit me. I vowed to preserve the integrity of the games industry and become a journalistic Batman-of-a-kind..
I'd strike at dawn when most nocturnal journalists are asleep and hack into their computers- logging into their Twitters and Reddits and editing out typos from their drafts, double checking their sources on articles (citing appropriate sources ofc), turning their angry rants into meaningful criticisms in their game reviews, and all this while occasional fixing broken code; in a valiant effort to rid the games industry from corruption, and save the world in the process through incorruptible measures.
^ I felt a compulsive need to share my origin story, and how I'd become famous, presumably becoming ruler of the world too. And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
PS- I suppose I also need a superhero name. Hmm [Vigilanteism intensifies]