Girls With Guns Strip in NSFW Duke Nukem Promo Game

[GoddyofAus]

Morally righteous assholes, inbound.

 

[Jonsbax]

Playing.

I don't care about women's integrity or whatever, BOOBS MATTER MORE.

You do realise you could skip the pointless little game and just type boobs into a google image search?

Try the game. They do matter more when you do put even some effort into getting to see them.

...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.

I only find the one on the far right to be even the slightest bit attractive.

I agree.

Am I glad that I'm not so specific in my taste.

Not that I have anything against this stuff, but it's still plain stupid to me how this is a-okay to everyone but EA got all that undeserved hate for their Dead Space 2 ad campaign.

 

[Ozzythecat]

Am I the only one that finds this hard... *ignores obvious innuendo*

Like really I can't find any but the first one >_> I mean I know I'm bad at shooters but...

 

[Super Six One]

...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.

I only find the one on the far right to be even the slightest bit attractive.

the one on the far right is a page 3 model, im guessing the rest are the same.

 

[The Zango]

Playing.

I don't care about women's integrity or whatever, BOOBS MATTER MORE.

Yes, yes they do

 

[godofallu]

Damnit I can't pick the girl on the right and Rosie beat me 3 in a row.

Plus I actually feel like I have to obey the rules and I accidentally left the window open. Now there's TOO MUCH SUNSHINE if you get my drift.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

It's ironic that they call him Duke,
cuz there's hardly anything noble about him.

Seriously. You have a problem. You need to fix that.


Anyway, it sounds ... very fun.

 

[Kopikatsu]

Damnit I can't pick the girl on the right and Rosie beat me 3 in a row.

Plus I actually feel like I have to obey the rules and I accidentally left the window open. Now there's TOO MUCH SUNSHINE if you get my drift.

I...really don't.

Rosie kicks my ass, too, though. Mostly because of the shotgun section.

 

[necromanzer52]

Damnit these are really fuckin hard. I'm now determined to win at least one of them.

 

[Kragg]

Damnit I can't pick the girl on the right and Rosie beat me 3 in a row.

Plus I actually feel like I have to obey the rules and I accidentally left the window open. Now there's TOO MUCH SUNSHINE if you get my drift.

I...really don't.

Rosie kicks my ass, too, though. Mostly because of the shotgun section.

yeah that is a pain to do, after that it's easy though, so once you get 2/3 there you basicly win

wonder if the cheatcode is an actual cheatcode or an easter egg

 

[godofallu]

Damnit I can't pick the girl on the right and Rosie beat me 3 in a row.

Plus I actually feel like I have to obey the rules and I accidentally left the window open. Now there's TOO MUCH SUNSHINE if you get my drift.

I...really don't.

Rosie kicks my ass, too, though. Mostly because of the shotgun section.

yeah that is a pain to do, after that it's easy though, so once you get 2/3 there you basicly win

wonder if the cheatcode is an actual cheatcode or an easter egg

Wait isn't Rosie the one with the AK? I can't beat the AK chick.

Sunshine is the opposite of mooning, basically flashing the other side of the moon.

Cute but now that I beat some of them I can't help but notice it's only tits. I was honestly expecting strippers to fully strip. Oh well.

 

[El Poncho]

This game is not friendly to my touch pad sad face.

 

[Torque669]

I got to the third girl and gave up after losing several times in a row.

Wonder if you can win anything for the game when it comes out if you beat them all.

 

[Torque669]

EDIT: Whoops, Double Post.

 

[sunburst]

It's not even the difficulty. The cursor twitches and stops inconsistently. It's not hard; you just need a little luck. Broken game still gets to fuck off. This is just a more annoying version of that Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors flash game.

 

[Kopikatsu]

Damnit I can't pick the girl on the right and Rosie beat me 3 in a row.

Plus I actually feel like I have to obey the rules and I accidentally left the window open. Now there's TOO MUCH SUNSHINE if you get my drift.

I...really don't.

Rosie kicks my ass, too, though. Mostly because of the shotgun section.

yeah that is a pain to do, after that it's easy though, so once you get 2/3 there you basicly win

wonder if the cheatcode is an actual cheatcode or an easter egg

It's DNitems. Just start typing in the game and a box should come up.

 

[teh_steve]

Oh for fucks sakes. And they wonder why they're being labelled as misogynistic assholes...