Girls With Guns Strip in NSFW Duke Nukem Promo Game

[Turtleboy1017]

I.... like it.

Seriously, I've been trying for about 20 minutes now to unlock Rosie. First one on the left kicks my ass. Other two went down easy though.

Nevermind, i was shootign the pink targets.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

this time I'm okay with a marketing campaign like this

 

[boag]

...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.

I only find the one on the far right to be even the slightest bit attractive.

They find them using cash, its pretty easy.

 

[Vault Citizen]

I wonder if the frustrating difficulty is some sort of feminist punishment aimed at people who choose to play the game in the first place.

 

[Triforceformer]

Im glad Duke is sticking to his guns and being a womanising, american, ass kicking, trash talking misoganistic twat. This is by no means a bad thing in this a very specific case.

You people all keep using that word. Tell me, what makes Duke misogynistic in any sense of the word? Is he hedonistic, egotistical, and self-centered? Yes. But does he hate women because they're women? Not at all.

O.T. Boobs. Awesome.

 

[koroem]

Damnit I can't download my wallpapers. Anyone else having trouble?

 

[cainx10a]

The game was actually fun ... reminds me of some old games I used to play when I got my pc, kinda like virtual cops/time crisis, with using those weird photo sprites. Good times.

 

[thelonewolf266]

I'm just disappointed the download wallpapers function didn't work for me.

 

[Varrdy]

It's a laugh and what red-blooded male wouldn't like seeing a nice set of boobs? Sure you can see them on Google but this is a just-for-fun game with a somewhat saucy prize. If the prude-brigade object, I give them my usual answer: Don't look, then!

It's laughable that people say that the girls are the ones being exploited here, too. They chose to be models of this type, are paid well and weren't forced to take their tops off for a living. I'd say the players are the ones being exploited if anything: Making them play the game (possibly over and over) with the incentive of a flash of their norks if you win! Well I'm sold but then again I'm recently single and so will get my jollies where I can.

Guns, girls and bare-boobs (sorry to knacker the alliteration but I can't think of a word for boobs that begins with "G" at the moment) - this game could only be any better if you got free beer mailed to you for winning as well!

Wardy

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.

I only find the one on the far right to be even the slightest bit attractive.

If you get to know women, you'll be surprised at what they will do for lulz. They aren't that fragile at all. Hell, my wife is considering having me get the wallpapers for her...

My wife's words: "You'd be surprised at how many women would love to be known as hot by being a Duke girl."

Also, I'm sure they are paid and money proves to be a good incentive.

 

[BlackSaint09]

well that was an interesting little adventure.
Time to make some tea and go finish up on reading Deadpool. ^^

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

Im glad Duke is sticking to his guns and being a womanising, american, ass kicking, trash talking misoganistic twat. This is by no means a bad thing in this a very specific case.

You people all keep using that word. Tell me, what makes Duke misogynistic in any sense of the word? Is he hedonistic, egotistical, and self-centered? Yes. But does he hate women because they're women? Not at all.

O.T. Boobs. Awesome.

Also... this. very much this...

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Grrr the download button isn't working for me.

 

[Hungry Donner]

People aren't able to download the wallpapers? That would be hilarious trolling if it were intentional.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Stupid flash game lags itself to hell and back with 20 tabs open. I can't fap to this It really does bother me...
Anyway, I may have to watch Fox news again, just to see what laughably contrived moral outcry against video games in general will follow from this. Nevermind that I've seen far better more obscene porn on google after innocuous searches. But hey, at least we can learn something from this: Duke porn exists, hence as per Rule 34, Duke exists! For real this time!!!

 

[Realitycrash]

...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.

I only find the one on the far right to be even the slightest bit attractive.

the one on the far right is a page 3 model, im guessing the rest are the same.

Being a model doesn't make them attractive. In fact, I find most models god-awful ugly, just coat-hangers with fances.
Several pornstars, however..

 

[Worgen]

It's ironic that they call him Duke,
cuz there's hardly anything noble about him.

are you kidding? hes acting just like a noble would

 

[BlazeRaider]

Ok, I beat vicky and blastin jo, and I cant even download the damn wallpapers T_T. The weird part is that I'm not even after the topless pictures anymore, just...being beaten by this game kinda pisses you off ya? Primarily because its not the game thats hard, its the lag. Ya I'll blame it on the lag D:

 

[Conundrumite]

for anyone who cant download the wallpapers, it looks like their link grabbers screwed up, all you need to do is change the url from (and im censoring it so people cant cheat =P)

http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/image.php?file=wallpapers/XXXXXXXXXXXXX.jpg

to

http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/wallpapers/XXXXXXXXXXXXX.jpg

and that should work!

EDIT:
same for the bonus gallery, just remove the "image.php?file=" bit to access that