Girls With Guns Strip in NSFW Duke Nukem Promo Game

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Girls With Guns Strip in NSFW Duke Nukem Promo Game



Duke Nukem Forever browser game Duke Nudem has players shooting guns to see naked ladies.

Gearbox and 2K Games have fully embraced the "macho" themes found in the upcoming Duke Nukem: Forever [http://www.amazon.com/Duke-Nukem-Forever-Xbox-360/dp/B002I0HAC6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1305735782&sr=8-1], and their latest promotion proves it. They've commissioned a totally NSFW browser game called Duke Nudem where players must compete against scantily-clad, gun-wielding females to get their clothes off and win pornographic wallpapers.

The theme of the game is: "Unload your clip to see them strip." Basically, Duke Nukem doesn't play strip poker, he plays strip target shooting. Duke Nudem has various levels, each starring a different girl like Deadeye Stacey or Blastin' Jo, where players must beat out their opponent to have her get naked. For example, one level requires you to hit five targets first, while another is a quick-draw and accuracy competition using a shotgun.

In-between each round, either you or the girl will be forced to remove an article of clothing. Then end result for the winner is a topless female and a wallpaper featuring that topless female, with six total wallpapers that can be won. There's a SFW version, but all it really does is put Duke Nukem faces over the naughty parts, so I don't think your boss will be pleased either way.

If you'd like to check it out and are of the age required by law to see a naked lady, Duke Nudem can be played here [http://www.boob-tube.eu/duke-nudem/]. I'm just surprised something like this didn't happen earlier.

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Kopikatsu

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...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.

I only find the one on the far right to be even the slightest bit attractive.
 

vxicepickxv

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Kopikatsu said:
...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.

I only find the one on the far right to be even the slightest bit attractive.
I'd imagine they find them by putting out a casting call.
 

Macgyvercas

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And cue Fox News calling that video games are destroying America's youth.

Seriously, when they get their hands on this, they'll have a field day.
 

Versuvius

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Im glad Duke is sticking to his guns and being a womanising, american, ass kicking, trash talking misoganistic twat. This is by no means a bad thing in this a very specific case.
 

vxicepickxv

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Macgyvercas said:
And cue Fox News calling that video games are destroying America's youth.

Seriously, when they get their hands on this, they'll have a field day.
Well, I was reading somewhere about a case where people were complaining about almost this exact same problem a while ago, say around 2800BC.
 

Bobic

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CosmicCommander said:
Playing.

I don't care about women's integrity or whatever, BOOBS MATTER MORE.
You do realise you could skip the pointless little game and just type boobs into a google image search?
 

vxicepickxv

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Bobic said:
CosmicCommander said:
Playing.

I don't care about women's integrity or whatever, BOOBS MATTER MORE.
You do realise you could skip the pointless little game and just type boobs into a google image search?
But why do things the easy way, ever?
 

Kopikatsu

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CosmicCommander said:
Playing.

I don't care about women's integrity or whatever, BOOBS MATTER MORE.
"You must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you."

Duke knows exactly how to ruin seeing boobies.
 

Formica Archonis

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Kopikatsu said:
...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.
*Points at Internet* Thataway.

Kopikatsu said:
"You must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you."

Duke knows exactly how to ruin seeing boobies.
In my personal experience, it usually is the guy who ruins seeing boobies on the Internet. Particularly if they're boobies from the 80's.
 

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Bobic said:
CosmicCommander said:
Playing.

I don't care about women's integrity or whatever, BOOBS MATTER MORE.
You do realise you could skip the pointless little game and just type boobs into a google image search?
Don't be silly; you can't just find boobs. You have to EARN them.
 

CosmicCommander

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Bobic said:
CosmicCommander said:
Playing.

I don't care about women's integrity or whatever, BOOBS MATTER MORE.
You do realise you could skip the pointless little game and just type boobs into a google image search?
You do realise you should shut up and let me have my moment?
 

Wolfram23

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Sign me up... lol

There's a SFW version.

Unfortunately my work PC sucks so much I can't even aim haha. Damnit.
 

Bobic

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CosmicCommander said:
Bobic said:
CosmicCommander said:
Playing.

I don't care about women's integrity or whatever, BOOBS MATTER MORE.
You do realise you could skip the pointless little game and just type boobs into a google image search?
You do realise you should shut up and let me have my moment?
You do realise that would stop me from having my moment?