good knock, knock jokes?

[chickenlord]

Is there such a thing? if there is i'd like to hear one... only one i know thats kindof funny is:
knock knock
Whos there?
An owl says
An owl says who?
well of course it does!

...it was late at night, i was delusional...i dont know why it was funny...

 

[ribonuge]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobody because knock knock jokes are crap.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Knock Knock

 

[Teh Flembo]

Knock Knock

who's there?

Ubisoft.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Is there such a thing? if there is i'd like to hear one... only one i know thats kindof funny is:
knock knock
Whos there?
An owl says
An owl says who?
well of course it does!

...it was late at night, i was delusional...i dont know why it was funny...

Damn you I was going to say that.

Now I got nothing.

 

[dududf]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobody because knock knock jokes are crap.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Jonesy911]

"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"
"Aww don't cry"

 

[Deadpewl]

Knock Knock

whos there?

 

[necromanzer52]

Out of the millions of knock-knock jokes in the world only one of them is funny:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupti-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Broady Brio]

Person 1: Knock knock?
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Big-ish
Person 2: Big-ish who?
Person 1: No thanks.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Whilst technically incorrect in its punchline, this one made me laugh for a few seconds about five years ago. That's got to be a record.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The Doctor.
Doctor Who?
How did you know my name?!

Ba-dum tish.

 

[AngloDoom]

Out of the millions of knock-knock jokes in the world only one of them is funny:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupti-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is pretty much an /thread moment. There's only this one.

 

[Vek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Orange

 

[GuerrillaClock]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

EDIT: Another good one that requires a bit of physical comedy (ie violence)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The Gestapo.
Gestapo who?
(slap the victim) VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS!

I'll get me coat.

 

[thiosk]

Knock knock.

whose there?

Control freak. Now you say 'control freak who'

 

[JaymesFogarty]

Knock Knock

who's there?

Ubisoft.

This is possibly the most entertaining joke on this site! Pure class, finally a joke with intelligence, while retaining sarcasm as its simplicity wins the hearts of the world.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Wally.

Note: Some countries call him "Waldo."

 

[TheRagingRonin]

"knock knock"
"GET OFF MY PORCH!!!"

 

[Teh Flembo]

Knock Knock

who's there?

Ubisoft.

This is possibly the most entertaining joke on this site! Pure class, finally a joke with intelligence, while retaining sarcasm as its simplicity wins the hearts of the world.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Wally.


Note: Some countries call him "Waldo."

lmao