**EDIT DISCLAIMER*** Ok so since it's a running comment from all of you dirty pervs, I'm not asking about your sexual deviations and proclivities with your boink buddy. I'm talking about regular, safe for work, goofy stupid shit that you and your partner do.
So my wife and I are very goofy, and from the outside, we often get confused looks when we have one of our little inside jokes. So, I thought I'd share some of them, and invite others to share the goofy shift you and your partner do. Because we're all just goofy as organics floating through space.
So, my wife, when she burps, she always says the word "Biiiiitch", and actually it's more like "biiiaaaatch!" She goes low with the voice too, like bass level burp. No clue why she started doing that, but it's her default burping method now, and has been for years.
We also constantly make eye contact and do a little chin nod at each other, because of this little scene. At 1:42 roughly.
I don't know why, but we just lose it at Miles' little nod to the kid as they slooooowly slide by.
Also, we found that clip in Lego Movie 2 where Batman is getting a massage, and tells them that he carries his tortured past in his chizzled glutes to be so goofy, and now we refer to each others ass as their tortured past.
Also, whenever she sneezes, I say "Yawohl Lord Helmet!" because i've always loved the look Rick Moranis gives the trooper after he says it.
It's such a bizarre "wtf?!" look that I use it now. Partly because I feel compelled to say something to someone when they sneeze, but as an atheist, I'm not fond of saying bless you or gazhundeit, since it's basically just german for bless you. So I adopted a line from spaceballs, because why the fuck not?
So what about you? What weird shit do you and your sig other/others do that define you in your weird little relationship?
So my wife and I are very goofy, and from the outside, we often get confused looks when we have one of our little inside jokes. So, I thought I'd share some of them, and invite others to share the goofy shift you and your partner do. Because we're all just goofy as organics floating through space.
So, my wife, when she burps, she always says the word "Biiiiitch", and actually it's more like "biiiaaaatch!" She goes low with the voice too, like bass level burp. No clue why she started doing that, but it's her default burping method now, and has been for years.
We also constantly make eye contact and do a little chin nod at each other, because of this little scene. At 1:42 roughly.
I don't know why, but we just lose it at Miles' little nod to the kid as they slooooowly slide by.
Also, we found that clip in Lego Movie 2 where Batman is getting a massage, and tells them that he carries his tortured past in his chizzled glutes to be so goofy, and now we refer to each others ass as their tortured past.
Also, whenever she sneezes, I say "Yawohl Lord Helmet!" because i've always loved the look Rick Moranis gives the trooper after he says it.
It's such a bizarre "wtf?!" look that I use it now. Partly because I feel compelled to say something to someone when they sneeze, but as an atheist, I'm not fond of saying bless you or gazhundeit, since it's basically just german for bless you. So I adopted a line from spaceballs, because why the fuck not?
So what about you? What weird shit do you and your sig other/others do that define you in your weird little relationship?
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