Google Just Got Owned !

[Citrus]

Hey guys, this guy has been reported several times now and nothing has happened. Maybe that is evidence that you shouldn't bother with the "Reported" posts anymore. In fact, maybe you shouldn't have bothered with them in the first place because they're really obnoxious.

Anyway, I share my birthday with Chris Hansen, Richard Dawkins, Keira Knightley, and Robert Frost. Cool.

 

[Vuljatar]

Ask it how much wood can a woodchuck chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

I asked it how much wood Chuck Norris would chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood.

No reply. This thing is just asking for a roundhouse kick.

 

[Markness]

Wow people are harsh and mean. I never said that it was replacing google I just said that i was amazed that it was more accurate on data then google.

sigh..... why can't we all just be nice then instantly turn to the hate switch ?

I think it's good, useful for maths homework such as plotting y = e^-x - e^x and the like.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

I typed in "Reported for advertising".
What came up? Your post.

 

[Woem]

I think it already fails on the sole basis that it doesn't have a "did you mean" function, which is really easy to implement. If you type in "string theroy" or "string theor" then you get no results whatsoever. Google does a much, much better job.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

I typed in 'how do you beat chuck norris?" and it's response was...:
People:
information about a person chuck norris
Periodicals: information about a periodical beats
Future topics:you

=

Chuck Norris
beats
you

:/ owned by a search engine

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

I've never heard of it, I'll give it a shot eventually. But for now, I'm gonna stick to Google.

 

[Downfall89]

This r awesome. Thanks to the OP for sharing it. Who needs maths classes when we have Wolfram

 

[Steelfists]

Wow people are harsh and mean. I never said that it was replacing google I just said that i was amazed that it was more accurate on data then google.

sigh..... why can't we all just be nice then instantly turn to the hate switch ?

You said "Google Just Got Owned!" How is that not replacing google? Just apologise... Man up and admit you made a mistake

 

[Torque669]

Well ... It wont be long before its shut down for helping children with Homework.

 

[neoman10]

I share a birthday with Benedict Arnold and LL Cool J. Everything else though seems useless. Who needs to know that stuff?

I share mine with Stan Lee.

I share mine with Heath Ledger and Robert Downey Jr! Sweet!

I share mine with Che Guevara and Donald Trump

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Council&a=*C.Council-_*GivenName-

this is my name and according to this I don't exist :O

 

[lwm3398]

I asked whats the scouter say about his power level?

Nada, sad panda

I got it's over 9,000.

[link]http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What+does+the+scouter+say+about+his+power+level%3F[/link]

 

[Steeveeo]

Saying that Wolfram can compete with Google is like saying an expert marksman can compete with an Olympic gymnast, there's no middle ground to test on.

Love the comparison. I'm surprised you didn't just say apples and oranges though.

You can compare apples to oranges on many factors, it's a bad base for "these two cannot compare" instances.

For example:
- Sweetness
- Tartness
- Annoying Seeds
- Parts you can't eat without some deal of discomfort.

The list goes on longer, but I am sleepy, it's 6 AM and I need to go to bed.

 

[Acidwell]

That is fairly sweet just simply for science stuff which google fails miserably at. also congratulations on being psychic and knowing you would need to bump a thread nearly a month later

 

[timmytom1]

Wow Billy connellly is exactly 48 years my senior

 

[Soxafloppin]

wow, ive been alive for 6321 days! cool.

 

[Left4Meds]

I only share a birthday with Richard Nixon, the others are french and english, and some wierd russian film maker.

D:

 

[Clashero]

I put in f(15)=1+2^(int(lg(n-2)-1) + max (0,n-1,33x2^(int lg(n-2))-1) and it came up empty. Not impressed.

 

[Jhaotic]

I share my birthday with Mehmed the Conqueror..awesome.

And John Major..not so awesome..

I'm not getting the initial hate myself.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Well that's all my maths done