Google Will Fly You to Mars

[whaleswiththumbs]

Well, not literally, but they will show you around.

i bet you thought Google Earth was only good for checking out Earth and what we can see in space from our little rock, huh? Well, no more, they have launched Google 5.0 with a new feature they are very proud of. You can now check out Mars! Whether looking at the antique maps draw more than 100 years ago to watching the Live footage from a satellite today.

but I won't spill all of it's new secrets check it out here:
http://earth.google.com/mars/index.html

 

[Johnnyallstar]

neat, now I can get that close up pic of the face on mars.

 

[Incompl te]

wow soon google will be running the world.

 

[Caliostro]

wow soon google will be running the worlds.

Fixed.

And I for one welcome our googly masters and their ways. Consider this: Corporations will take over anyways... Would you rather be Google or Microsoft?

 

[Arkitext]

The Comparisons between Doctor Manhattan from the Watchmen, and Google keep growing.

- Can and will transport you to Mars? Check.
- Omnipotent knowledge of past, future and current events? Check.
- Ability to produce nearly anything you ask for? Check.
- Unwilling to use powers to do meaningful good? Check.
- Almost as powerful as God? Check.
- Could rule us all if that's what they wanted to do? Check.
- Totally unfairly overpowered against competition? Check.
- Made out of Energy? Check.
- Came into Omnipotent power quite by luck? Check.
- Exposed Flacid Genitalia? Only with Safe Search Turned Off.

 

[Cortheya]

Personally my alliegance lies with google. Together the ultimate google hivemind will rule the universe

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

wow soon google will be running the worlds.

Fixed.

And I for one welcome our googly masters and their ways. Consider this: Corporations will take over anyways... Would you rather be Google or Microsoft?[/quote]

Definetly Google

 

[Vrud]

Definitely in agreement - Google over Microsoft any day. At least the former provides some pretty reliable services while whipping my servile back raw.

 

[Simriel]

OH OUR MIGHTY GOOGLE OVERLORDS WE BOW BEFORE THEE IN ABJECT HUMILITY!

 

[Pimppeter2]

NOOOOOOO

Dont you guys realize

Google is cllecting all of the knowledge of the world and when there done the'll explode it (not ripped of from Futurama)


Microsoft is olny collecting all of the Money

 

[Incompl te]

The Comparisons between Doctor Manhattan from the Watchmen, and Google keep growing.

- Can and will transport you to Mars? Check.
- Omnipotent knowledge of past, future and current events? Check.
- Ability to produce nearly anything you ask for? Check.
- Unwilling to use powers to do meaningful good? Check.
- Almost as powerful as God? Check.
- Could rule us all if that's what they wanted to do? Check.
- Totally unfairly overpowered against competition? Check.
- Made out of Energy? Check.
- Came into Omnipotent power quite by luck? Check.
- Exposed Flacid Genitalia? Only with Safe Search Turned Off.

so true