Gordon Freeman is addicted to morphine.

[bodyklok]

Captain Price uses 3 bottles of hair gel a morning for his mustache.

Soap is actually a series of sentient soap boxs capable of moving due to magic (Yeah, seriously) but incapble of talking, only grunting. Thats right the SAS lets sentient soap join them.

 

[mooncalf]

Kirby

Diagnosis: Bulimia Nervosa

Poor pink blob! I wonder if Max Payne's pill problem is too obvious that no-one pointed it out so far...

 

[SimuLord]

Before starting the Mythic Dawn, Mankar Camoran tried to take over the Imperial City by substituting a clone army for the real guards. Their descendants still comprise the bulk of the Legion.

"Bosmer" is old Aldmeris for "little piece of shit."

Someone translated an Elder Scroll and it said "24 Last Seed TO DO: Go to grocery store, buy apples, venison, mead, and pick up the Dremora's cuirass from the dry cleaners."

The St. Ivalice Times called the Gran Grimoire "a must-read, a riveting tale of sword, sorcery, and derring-do, but don't believe the 'based on a true story' bit, it's way too implausible."

 

[A Random Player]

Kane is schizophrenic.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

The Point Man from F.E.A.R. has horrible acne.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Master Chief is afraid of heights.

Master Chief is afraid of his own reflection.

Sub-Zero wets the bed.

Jin Kazama has an Oedipus Complex.

Sweet Tooth is diabetic.

Mortal Kombat was originally called "Mortal Combat" but Midway's writers refused to fix the typo.

Scolar Visari is ashamed of his baldness.

 

[Nova Tendril]

Strelok did NOT blow up the bridge

 

[Yegargeburble]

Bill is hogging all the damned Pills! Seriously man, how many do you need!?

He's an addict, I guess.

 

[jboking]

In every FPS, all of your allies who wear helmets are actually just one guy who can move really fast.

Van from final fantasy 12 is neither a man nor a woman.

Dante is attracted to Trish and therefore his own mother.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

47 hates women.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Captain Price uses 3 bottles of hair gel a morning for his mustache.

And, what makes you say Freeman is addicted to morphine?

*Beep Beep Beep* Morphine Administered

Gordan: thank you robot suit, now pleasure me.

 

[UncleAsriel]

Andrew Ryan got his start dealing in marijuana.

 

[solidstatemind]

Let's see:

SHODAN started as an advanced version of "Turbo Tax"

Thrall has a lifetime prescription for Enzyte

The Skaarj are trying to invade Earth for our Eczema cream

Solid Snake's mustache is the product of Bosley Hair Replacement

... I could go on.

 

[AntiAntagonist]

Truthful Statement: HK-47 was attempting to being polite by preceding his speech with an explanation.

 

[soren7550]

Andrew Ryan has a great fear of drowning. He calms himself with a round of golf. But he's afraid of little white balls. A confusing conundrum. =|

 

[Audemas]

Faith from Mirrors Edge abuses LSD. Its the only explanation for how she can run so fast.

LSD just makes you hallucinate, you might be thinking of cocaine.

 

[The Young One]

Mirror's Edge:
Too much alcohol can make you think your invincible.
This can only end one of two ways...

 

[SmugFrog]

Mario's family is worried, he is still in the hospital after 24 years from a Psilocybin mushroom induced coma.

The games make much more sense now!

 

[sorry user name taken.]

I'm also in this thread =D

 

[pffh]

Kratos' balls are eternally blue from not wearing pants.

Not wearing any pants in Greece actually helps him keep fertile. That's why our balls are where they are to keep them cooler then the rest of our body. To hot balls and your sperm won't be as effective.