Gordon Freeman is addicted to morphine.

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Max payne is a morphene addict (well somebody had to say it) and a manic depressive

the events of WW2 have left every single protagonist involved in an FPS (with the exception of that one out of allied assault or whatever it was called who only regains the lost abilities later ) mute it is also worth noting that in spite of the terrible education systems of the era (it was only after the second world war that countries made secondary education compulsory ) most people had a very strong grasp of basic literary skills
 

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Gwen from Guild Wars is in a very stable lesbian relationship with Captain Langmar

honestly, when has a second in command ever been on the same side as the person above them when its not about having sex? hell, even the horde would fall apart if Thrall was to somehow randomly die
 

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Sack Boys are infact magically animated by Stephen Fry

without a steady dosage of his silky voice they will eventually collapse and just become plain old sacks.
 

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Mad God Sheogorath created cliff racers for the sole purpose of driving innocent travelers nuts.
 

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Ratchet is just some really athletic guy in a costume

007 is not better than 006

The Sims don't have feelings!!!
 

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Dr. Robotnik saw his entire family murdered by a hedgehog with a terrible addiction to methamphetamines. He was only 8 years old.