Graverobber Starts Early, Steals Game Boy From Teen's Coffin

[RowdyRodimus]

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Most funerals are open casket. So he wouldnt have had to really open it. I know when a relative of mine died recently, my aunt (cause they were really close) put in a small necklace that was the deceased's favorite.

They did that with my grandma the year before last and the next thing you know her nephew steals it from her neck. (Her family is all shades of fucked up).

 

[icame]

BRILLIANT! Someone find this man and get to work.

wha-

what the f-

WHAT!?

oh no, not me, I ain't doing it

do you have any idea of how hard is it to wash balls blood out of your hands?

Spoiler

ha, made you think I was talking about myself doing it, eh?

gotcha right there XD

But judging from your knowledge of how hard it is to get off your hands I assume you must of done it already. How bad could doing it a second time be?

 

[Count Igor]

Eh. It's not as if the kid needed it.
I mean, sure. Don't do it. It's pretty bad, not I don't find it as bad as other minor stuff, like hard drugs.
It doesn't deserve these reactions, in my opinion >.>
What are we, Egyptian?

 

[teh_Canape]

But judging from your knowledge of how hard it is to get off your hands I assume you must of done it already. How bad could doing it a second time be?

it's.... a dark side of my history I want to forget....

but still

doing it for a second time is not worth the problem of having your hands smell like balls for 2 weeks...

 

[emeraldrafael]

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Yeah, I know what you mean. The sad thing is, we had a funeral for a relative and he was... well... he was in rehab I suppose you could say, through the Salvation army, and we had an open casket but had the people watch the casket for everyone not family or close friends cause some of his friends who were the "bad kind" might have been drugs or something in.

least, thats the way I understood it.

 

[SmoothOperator]

Oh come on, might as well put the gameboy to some kind of use.

I would be pissed if someone buried me along with my stuff.

 

[Alpha1Niner]

This made me die a little inside. That's awful.

 

[Danpascooch]

The suspect reportedly swiped the handheld and accessories from McCombs' casket during a public visitation at a funeral home

So wait, during a PUBLIC VISITATION he just walked up and grabbed the fucking thing? That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard someone do, it's so stupid and horrible it's almost funny.


Why the hell were they burying their kid with a Gameboy anyway?

 

[Danpascooch]

As terrible as that is, am I the only one wondering why the teen's gameboy and accessories were in the casket with him? Were those his most treasured possessions? He most likely didn't have a will at that age, and nobody wanted them so the family thought to put them in there with him to be buried...

that's all I can come up with.

You buried him with cigarettes and alcohol?

Is it offensive that I'm picturing a really badass guy in a cowboy hat standing on a porch with his brim low over his head, smoking a cigar right now?

 

[SlasherX]

Must resist urge to go Clint Eastwood and track him and shoot him must resist urge failing

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

It isn't as bad as the stealing from the cancer ward story but it's up there.

 

[Pumpkinmancer]

LOL, awsome. You, McComb, get my vote for bigest metalic balls.

 

[Thedayrecker]

..... the...... fuck?

What a douche.....

 

[Sewer Rat]

... And there goes my last lingering bit of faith in humanity... Wait, this was in PA... My homestate... Umm, what is Pennsylvania's stance on vigilante justice again?

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

..What...What...How..Why..PEOPLE..STOP BEING TERRIBLE! STOP BEING TERRIBLE PEOPLE!

I have to agree with this guy who linked me to this, this person is just WTF terrible. Seriously, why the hell would anyone even want do this?

 

[C95J]

Stories like these make me worry so much for some people in this world...

 

[BrownGaijin]

According to the elder Bennett, the suspect was very troubled. "He has been into drugs, he's into alcohol. He's just messed up."

So kids, don't do drugs. Otherwise you'll end up becoming a 37 year old who steals Game boys from dead teenagers.

 

[ilspooner]

I... I... I really don't know what to say. That guy is such an asshole. But I don't think he is as bad as the guy who stole from the kids with cancer. Pretty close though. D:<

 

[Ldude893]

While I believe that the game boy will be no use to the kid since he's dead, I can't help but post the following response:

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Desecrating the coffin of a dead teenager is one step over the line. I hope he receives fair punishment once they find him.