Gravity in Super Mario Bros: A Study

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Ago Iterum

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Something tells me a couple of little scientists havn't been laid in a while.

But really, anything scientific that's worthwhile, thumbs up, but this?!
 

WastedHero

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Did it even accrue to them that this might be a useless study considering huge slabs of brick can also float in midair in the Mushroom Kingdom.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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considering they actually published this study, I am going say that sadly no, it probably never occured to them this study is as useful as the dog dung in my back yard. Actually, that could fertilize something so this study is actually less useful than crap!
I am also going to agree these guys probably haven't been laid in a while. So know we know how bored physicists kill time.
 

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WastedHero said:
Did it even accrue to them that this might be a useless study considering huge slabs of brick can also float in midair in the Mushroom Kingdom.
http://digitalunrestcomic.com/index.php?date=2008-12-29
 

Lvl 64 Klutz

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Hasn't anyone else figured out that this study answers another question entirely? It's no wonder Mario can kill things simply by jumping on them!

nathan-dts said:
Wow; Just so random. If we had these people helping to cure cancer then a lot of people would be alive right now.
it doesn't take a PhD in Biochemistry to figure out the rate of gravity. It may have been a very intricate and detailed study, but we're not talking top-of-the-line physics here.
 

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Lvl 64 Klutz said:
Hasn't anyone else figured out that this study answers another question entirely? It's no wonder Mario can kill things simply by jumping on them!

nathan-dts said:
Wow; Just so random. If we had these people helping to cure cancer then a lot of people would be alive right now.
it doesn't take a PhD in Biochemistry to figure out the rate of gravity. It may have been a very intricate and detailed study, but we're not talking top-of-the-line physics here.
I meant that they seem to have the stereotypical heart of a scientist (no life and extremely strange)
 

new_age_reject

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If I was any good at physics this is what I would be doing with my life.
Fuck saving the planet or anything helpful!