eljawa said:
InterAirplay said:
eljawa said:
I agree, it would have heightened the danger and made return of the jedi a better film, because, and as a star wars nerd this is hard to say, but despite what Randal argues in Clerks, Jedi is the weakest of the original trilogy, by a huge margin. (and weaker than Revenge of the Sith)
You best do some s'plainin' there, boy. We don't like yer types around dese here parts.
Jokes, I'm actually just interested to why you think this, since it's a long time since I actually discussed something nerdy that I'm interested in. I know you probably have about 20 replies saying something like "HERESY!!", so feel free to ignore yet another.
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So long as Hayden Christenson kept his mouth shut, there were no problems in ROTS. Overall, the feeling of the movie was perfect. It was very dark, but still managed to capture those magic star wars moments. The plot was actually pretty interesting, very logical, and connected the two trilogies.
Return of the Jedi served as a weak ending of the series, and not just because of the ewoks (though they helped to kill the film). I felt like Luke SKywalker in ROTJ was very poorly acted, he had a bad haircut, and i didnt like the way the green lightsaber looked (yeah, nitpicky i know). Yes, the light saber fight in the end was truly awesomeand the ground battle had a few cool moments...
Something about Return of the Jedi felt very cheesy...I guess thats the best way to describe it
Personally I would say that Star Wars without the cheesy is like... something... without something it needs.... sort of.
Anyways, to each his own. But I felt that Revenge of the Sith was terribly acted, not because of actors not trying but because the fact that they were staring at greenscreen animals and various reference points for CG characters really shows.
Then there's the plot, which I will now take completely out of context and make seem ridiculous - Anakin is getting a bit evil (I'm glad we agree that Christensen needed to go shut up and die in that one, the whiny little *****) but overall it's business as usual - Obi-Wan is running round killing droids with a terrible accent (but I let him off with that for simply being Ewan MacGregor) and there's frequently great big piles of CGI fighting other great big piles of CGI for a bit. Then Anakin is like "MAH WIFE GONNA DIE" and Palpatine is like "Hey Anakin, got some tempting info you might like" and starts turning him into his dark padawan, manipulating his fear for his wife. Meanwhile, on planet Wookie, Yoda is fighting droids, although this ultimately culminates in absolutely nothing whatsoever besdies a cheap cameo. Obi-Wan kills Grevious, but he's an uninteresting villian who only appeared in this installment as if we're supposed to know him and want him to loose, even though Dooku already served that bloody role but was killed of for nothing in terms of driving the plot. Anakin's character shift goes straight into full-on derailment as he starts screaming about being the chosen one and
killing children, just so he can learn how to save his wife. The jedi are now all dead, because apparently they found a way to make every single goddamn clone in the universe aware of this one order, but somehow managed to keep it a secret from the jedi (you'd think at least one of the more sympathetyic clones would have said "you guys might want to flee, there's a guillotine hanging over your heads"). Yoda returns, tries to fight Palpatine, and fails, deciding that from here on in the best option when within striking distance of the figurehead of a rising tyrannical regime that will bring decades of fear and darkness to the galaxy is to just run away on the grounds that "I give up, time to cheese it". Rightfully, he goes into Exile because anyone else would have just punched the little fucker in the face for not at least fighting Palpatine to the bitter end. He might as well have said "shit, gotta get out of here in time for Episode IV!". Meanwhile, on Lavaworld, the two jedi go face to face. Hayden
strangles his fucking wife who he was in this to save because it turns out Obi-Wan was in her ship. Anakin further shows how Lucas has no clue what he was doing, when in a universe full of fantastical and deadly ways to get killed, he has the main character lie on the edge of a lava lake getting burned (but not burned enough to die) while Obi Wan, contrary to everything we know about his character, decides a mercy killing is not in order and walks away. Then we see Padme giving birth, and this is one of the points that annoyed me most - Luke and Leia are born, then she immediately stops living, going against all we know about Luke and Leia's childhoods. The reason for this?
She has lost the will to live. Even if we pretend she wouldn't care about her new kids, this is just retarded.
That big space battle at the start was pretty cool though, I guess.
To put it in a TL
R version, I think the entire episode consists of murky, poorly explained plot points that were awkwardly contorted in and pulled from nowhere in order to twist the prequel trilogy into a direction where the timeline could meet up with the original trilogy.