Have a Gamer Laugh

[Zeema]

This thread will make you laugh post your comments on many real life game situations for instance i Borrowed a couple of these jokes but you get the picture make Us LAUGH

You know you played too much MW2 when your boss hands you a his briefcase and then you open the case for 5 secs throw it out a window and say 'Bomb Defused'

You know you play too much Cod when You see a small plane and go Counter Uav Above

And of couse WoW gets the Who know you play Too much When

You are in the forest and see a bear and you try to make him your pet.
You yell ?LFG? when being picked for sports teams.
You inspect people?s clothing to see if they are enchanted.
You don?t know someone?s name and you look above their head.
You go to a funeral and you try to loot the corpse.

You know you've been playing Zelda too much if.......

1. When you look in the mirror, you could swear there was a blonde, blue eyed Hylian boy staring back at you.
2. You begin to think your Science teacher is Ganondorf and decide to take a few days off from school to fin the Master Sword and Six Sages' Medallions to defeat him/her with.
3. Your butt has been numb for the past week and a half.
4. You forget all about food, sleep, and school and begin to focus on sharpening your fishing, training your horse, and shooting your fairy bow.


MAKE US LAUGH UseYou know you play too much or pictures

 

[omega 616]

I used to play ALOT of runescape and came up with "you know you play too much runescape when you walk into a bank with 28 logs and shout "logs for sale!".

Am I doing it right?

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I don't get it ...

 

[Palademon]

You know you've played too much MGS when you see this and say:

also

Spoiler

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[tomtom94]

and another

That's superb. Kudos to whoever thought of that one.

OT: When you feel hungry and you start trying to combine herbs to increase your maximum health.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I used to play ALOT of runescape and came up with "you know you play too much runescape when you walk into a bank with 28 logs and shout "logs for sale!".

Am I doing it right?

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I don't get it ...

It's VG Cats. The pink cat at the bottom is named Aeris/Aerith/whatever the fuck that chick from FFVII was called, and she's a fan of yaoi.

 

[dogenzakaminion]

You know you've played too much MW2 when you stand 5 yards away from the kitchen counter trying to slice bread.

You know you visit 4chan too much when you go too a public library and say "sauce plox"

You know you played too much Mirror's Edge when you run around London jumping over all the red phone booths.

Ok, I'm out.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

You know you've played too much Dead Rising when you try and mix coffee and apples in a blender to make you run faster.

You now you've played too much Halo when you hit someone in the back expecting to kill them instantly.

You know you've played too much played too much Team Fortress Two when you expect to get critical hits every now and again.

I CANT THINK OF GOOD ONES.

 

[blxtnsq]

You know you've played too much Morrowind when you scream "N'WAH!" at strangers.

 

[scrambledeggs]

You know you've played too much Dead Rising when you try and mix coffee and apples in a blender to make you run faster.

You now you've played too much Halo when you hit someone in the back expecting to kill them instantly.

You know you've played too much played too much Team Fortress Two when you expect to get critical hits every now and again.

I CANT THINK OF GOOD ONES.

Lol, I don't think you quite get it... you're just saying literal things. It's supposed to be something like "You know you've played too much Halo when you keep checking the Lounge room every three minutes for a power weapon". That isn't funny, but it's more in line with the joke.

 

[Steppin Razor]

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Seriously did none of you play Starfox 64?

The joke is that everything they are saying is a quote from that game. I feel like the whole thing would have been better if it ended with "Can't let you do that, Fox."

Nope, I never played Starfox 64. I never even had a Nintendo console until I got my Wii and DS Lite.

 

[Spark Ignition]

actually these are all true:
You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when you look at a church spire and think 'I could get a 25 off of that...'
Likewise L4D When you spot someone standing behind a car and get the urge to whack it at them
You know you've played too much Portal when you're walking round a supermarket trying to work out which surfaces are portalable

 

[pyrosaw]

You know you play to much TF2, when you swing a baseball bat you say "BONK".

 

[radioactive lemur]

You know that you've played too much Pokemon when you try to catch the neighbors "Houndor".

You also know you've played too much Pokemon when you see Michael Vick as the "dog type" gym leader.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

You know you play too much COD4 when you wait in the bushes by your mailbox in a ghillie suit and jump out at anyone who passes by while yelling, "Oi, Suzie!"

 

[CCountZero]

You know you've played too much WoW when:
You congratulate the microwave when it dings

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I can't even make my own material but this comic is hilarious.

Hehehe, I get it. Incidentally, look at my avatar.

OT: You know you've played too much MGS3:Snake Eater when you say "Hmm..Pretty Tasty!" in a low husky voice whenever you eat meat products.

 

[GameGoddess101]

You know you play too much Pokemon if you don't go out in the rain because Thunder is 100% accurate in rain...
You know you play too much Silent Hill 2 if you wet yourself if your radio flips out on you...
You know you play too much Prince of Persia if you fall down and try to rewind...

 

[Cazza]

You know you've played too much WOW when you try trading in other games... Like TF2... OH wait

You know you've played too much TF2 when you start saying OM NOM NOM NOM when eating a sandwich.
You know you've played too much Portal when someone offers cake and you shout "The cake is a lie" and run out of the room.
You know you've played too much mirror's edge when you start thinking of ways how to climb walls.

 

[ConnorCool]

You know you have played too much Red Dead, when you see a bird fly past and reach for your holster.
You know you have played too much Assassin's Creed when you look at a wall and think "I could totally climb that."

 

[supermariner]

you know you play too much prince of persia when your instinctual reaction to a cock up is met with twitching your L2 finger to try and reverse time

... it's happened to me