Have you ever bitten - or been bitten by - someone?

Casual Shinji

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During one of last weekend's soccer matches over here in the Netherlands, Ajax striker Luis Suarez - in a fit of rage - bit a member of the opposing team in the collarbone. Now, apart from this being a huge offense (which the referee failed to notice) , it was also pretty fucking creepy to look at.


Inspired by this event, I figured I'd make a thread asking whether any of you have ever bitten - or been bitten by - someone.

Preferably rage-bites, but all bite stories are welcome.... Except conflicting vampire bites, those are right out.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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I've bitten people in the past. Last time was probably in... junior school. Can't remember the details.
I attack with bites, my chin, and kicks.
But I don't attack people. Or anything else.
Been a while since I slapped anyone, as well.
Edit: To clarify, I've never bitten with the intention of causing any lasting damage. Just left indentations, and a clear message to stay away from me while I read. Or whatever I'm doing on my own.
 

Jedoro

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Do hickeys count?

I've never violently bitten anyone, I let my fists take care of that problem.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
yeah, when I was a little kid, like in preschool I had a tendency to bite people I liked, no idea why but apparently my best friend there was always covered in bite marks
 
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Yes, many a time. My friend who happens to be a girl is very small compared to me. I have taken to patting her on the head, in which she usually retaliates by biting my hand. I don't bite however.
 

Casual Shinji

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Noble Cookie said:
I was bitten once.

Now i lust for brraaains
*gasp*...This one soccer event could've triggered the zombie apocalypse.
 

Dexiro

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I bite people playfully all the time. Biting someone enough to cause pain or even draw blood is horrible though.
 

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Yes, because I annoyed a girl. Then my friend suggested shouting "RAPE!" to get her off. She responded by saying that if I did, she would rape me. And so since I didn't feel like being 'raped' in public, I had tooth marks on my finger for a day.
 

shirin238

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jep, one time, mostly my fault, i bluffed him.
The teethmarks remained in my hand for months
 

Katherine Kerensky

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PoisonUnagi said:
How d'ya manage that?
Casual Shinji said:
Damn, that must be one hell of a chin you've got there.
I don't actually have a large chin or anything. Maybe the bone underneath is pointy >.>
Anyway, the thing that I realised is that there is a perfect place to stab using one's chin, a spot on someone's upper back, just below the neck.
How shall I say this?
It's Super Effective!
 

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Greyfox105 said:
PoisonUnagi said:
How d'ya manage that?
Casual Shinji said:
Damn, that must be one hell of a chin you've got there.
I don't actually have a large chin or anything. Maybe the bone underneath is pointy >.>
Anyway, the thing that I realised is that there is a perfect place to stab using one's chin, a spot on someone's upper back, just below the neck.
How shall I say this?
It's Super Effective!
How the hell do you get into a position to do that?

OT: Nope, never. Not even by any animals, they all seem to think my fingers are much better to lick than eat...
 

CrazyGirl17

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Have I ever bitten anyone...? Not that I know of (Though I might if provoked).

As for ever being bitten... aside from summer mosquito bites and near nips from one of my cats... no, not reslly.
 

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Jedamethis said:
Greyfox105 said:
PoisonUnagi said:
How d'ya manage that?
Casual Shinji said:
Damn, that must be one hell of a chin you've got there.
I don't actually have a large chin or anything. Maybe the bone underneath is pointy >.>
Anyway, the thing that I realised is that there is a perfect place to stab using one's chin, a spot on someone's upper back, just below the neck.
How shall I say this?
It's Super Effective!
How the hell do you get into a position to do that?

OT: Nope, never. Not even by any animals, they all seem to think my fingers are much better to lick than eat...
He's short. Duh.

I have been bitten. It was... Well I won't say.