Heavy Rain, Press x to Jason

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Shaun Hastings

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I love this game so much but come on... This is hilarious.


Last post of the night, I swear.

Edit: Since there isn't much discussion we can extract from that video, I'll make a question.

How annoying were all the kids in this game?
 

L3m0n_L1m3

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JA-SOOOON!

I don't understand why Ethan is being blamed for this. Jason wasn't listen to him.
 

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As funny as the video is, there is very little discussion value here and the Escapist looks down on these kinds of post.
 

Xyphon

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I swear to Thor that part of Heavy Rain made me want to rip my ears off. Ethan's voice actor REALLY fucked up there.
 

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What a beautiful ending...

I still haven't played the game. I probably never will.
 

Shaun Hastings

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maddawg IAJI said:
As funny as the video is, there is very little discussion value here and the Escapist looks down on these kinds of post.
Whoops, my bad. Alright, let's turn this into a discussion thread.

How annoying were all the kids in this game? Seriously though.
 

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I didn't like the voices of the kids in Heavy Rain, but I rarely do think children are good for the entertainment industry. They can't act well, in most cases, and are a waste of tape.
 

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Shaun_Emmerich said:
maddawg IAJI said:
As funny as the video is, there is very little discussion value here and the Escapist looks down on these kinds of post.
Whoops, my bad. Alright, let's turn this into a discussion thread.

How annoying were all the kids in this game? Seriously though.
Don't worry, he's just being a tight-arse.

And yes, almost every character in that game was annoying, particularly Lauren - my GOD that woman is hideous.
 

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Camembert said:
Shaun_Emmerich said:
maddawg IAJI said:
As funny as the video is, there is very little discussion value here and the Escapist looks down on these kinds of post.
Whoops, my bad. Alright, let's turn this into a discussion thread.

How annoying were all the kids in this game? Seriously though.
Don't worry, he's just being a tight-arse.

And yes, almost every character in that game was annoying, particularly Lauren - my GOD that woman is hideous.
Are you meaning to say that you thought that Scott Shelby was annoying? He was the best character of them all...well...until...you know.
 

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Haha! I can't play Heavy Rain, no PS3 :(

But this made me laugh! I'll be singing this at work now and considering no one there is a gamer, "Press X to Jason" is going to sound like an odd lyric! :p
 

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I swear I've seen the exact thread, down to the title, posted here on a weekly basis since Heavy Rain came out.

I've come to expect sub-par voice acting from games. Heavvy Rain had a lot of that, but it also pulled it together in the places where it counted.
 

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Scrumpmonkey said:
maddawg IAJI said:
As funny as the video is, there is very little discussion value here and the Escapist looks down on these kinds of post.
I look down on these types of posts. Who died and made you the post master? I don't see a mod sticker?
It's the fact that on the thread stuck to the top of the this Forum there is a thread about forum guidelines. In it, there is a rule against threads with a lack of discussion. I'm not king of the forum (Yet), but I will point out a rule breaker when I see one.
 

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IamQ said:
Are you meaning to say that you thought that Scott Shelby was annoying? He was the best character of them all...well...until...you know.
Shelby was OK, although he was the most boring to play as out of all of them. I think I liked playing as Jayden 'Nahman' best.
 

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Camembert said:
Shelby was OK, although he was the most boring to play as out of all of them.
What? He had the majority of the fight scenes! Granted, Jaden had that particularly intense one against Mad Jack. I've played it twice, and watched my friend and wife play it, and it was different each time - I managed to arrest Jack both times, but my friend wound up narrowly escaping the car crusher, then caused Jack to get run over by his own backhoe.

But still. Even though it was one of the easier sequences the big shootout going for the "Invincible Scott" trophy was pretty cool.
 

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all i could think of when Ethan was gireving was a loop of the TF2 Heavy yelling CRY SOME MORE!!

(****it can anyone tell me how to embed youtube videos, the help page didnt say how.)
 

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This may just be me, cause I haven't played the game, just seen Let's Plays and stuff, but..
How the heck does Jason die when his father jumped in the way of the car and protected him from the impact?...=/
 

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Scrumpmonkey said:
maddawg IAJI said:
As funny as the video is, there is very little discussion value here and the Escapist looks down on these kinds of post.
I look down on these types of posts. Who died and made you the post master? I don't see a mod sticker?
What is funny is by posting that he bumped it up the page lol.

I found the V/A to be forgettable at best.
 

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Durxom said:
This may just be me, cause I haven't played the game, just seen Let's Plays and stuff, but..
How the heck does Jason die when his father jumped in the way of the car and protected him from the impact?...=/
Well, I think the fact that the car was moving so quickly that the impact was just too much for both of them. I think Ethan was in a coma for... six months? So with a boy as small as Jason, it's not surprising that it happened.