Here Comes the Virtual Reality Porn for the Oculus Rift

Greg Tito

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Here Comes the Virtual Reality Porn for the Oculus Rift



The makers of these "erotic encounters" are looking for a few good men ... or women.

If you look at some of the biggest jumps in technology over the last few decades, it's possible to argue the pornography industry played a larger role in shaping our world than most people would feel comfortable acknowledging. Porn embraced the VHS videotape format, and so Sony's betamax went the way of the dodo. When the internet was new, porn was the first industry to provide safe credit card transactions over the web. The virtual reality headset Oculus Rift made quite an impression with its Kickstarter campaign this year [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/tag/oculus%20rift?from_search=1], but a small startup called Sinful Robot recently formed to create "highly-immersive, adult virtual reality experiences" might be what pushes virtual reality onto the masses.

Sinful Robot aims to fill the niche no one knew existed. "We [will] develop virtual reality adult encounters for the Oculus Rift VR headset and other similar technologies," states the company's website, adorned by the saucy logo and a busty spokesmodel.

To accomplish its goals, Sinful Robot will need help. Perhaps that's where you come in, if you have any 3d artistic chops. Sinful Robot is looking for character artists, animators and programmers [http://www.sinfulrobot.com/careers.html] to join the cofounders Jeroen Van den Bosch and Kiran Sidhu. Van den Bosch has some experience building applications for websites like PokerStars, and Sidhu is the businessman.

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They could certainly use help punching up their copy. " we locate you in the center of the action, the ecstatic epicenter of play," the website reads. Hmm, not really selling me.

The question remains: Will virtual reality pornography be a satisfying mashup between Japanese dating sims and hot, sweet porn action? Will it be popular enough to sell Oculus Rift headsets to the masses?

Or will the uncanny valley of 3D models jiggling be as enticing as it sounds? Read: not at all.

Source: Sinful Robot [http://www.sinfulrobot.com/index.html]

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Maxtro

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It was bound to happen.

Attach some sort of vibrating fleshlight that's controlled by the porn and nobody needs women any more. At least, that's what they'll want you to believe.
 

Guffe

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Isn't it going to be kind of weird when you're banging a chick but all the moaning voices are made by a dude?
I just gave myself the most horrible mental breakdown ever -.-
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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The only thing I'm surprised about is that it took them until now to suggest porn for it.

Scars Unseen said:
What a titillating use of the Oculus. But will it support the Leap?
Indeed I think it will. I foresee tremendous growth for the Oculus rift in the near future. In fact they could get a big load in sales from this.
 

Remus

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I wonder if they'll have realistic jiggle physics, unlike that other [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/119818-Dead-or-Alive-5-Director-A-Lot-of-Fans-Want-Bigger-Breasts] virtual porn franchise.
 

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The Artificially Prolonged said:
The only thing I'm surprised about is that it took them until now to suggest porn for it.

Scars Unseen said:
What a titillating use of the Oculus. But will it support the Leap?
Indeed I think it will. I foresee tremendous growth for the Oculus rift in the near future. In fact they could get a big load in sales from this.
I just hope that they don't try to connect this to the Kinnect. then you might be reaching for a boob, but accidentally poke out her eye, and it is Junior Prom all over again.
 

Andy Shandy

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Guffe said:
Isn't it going to be kind of weird when you're banging a chick but all the moaning voices are made by a dude?
I just gave myself the most horrible mental breakdown ever -.-


You know, I'm sure I had some sort of insightful or hilarious comment to make before I saw this comment, but now I have I think my mind just went "NOPE!" and got itself the hell out.

Anyway it was almost inevitable that something like this was going to happen.
 

tmande2nd

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Great.
Just Great.

Mom:"All you do in games is kill people!"
Kid:"THAT IS NOT ALL I DO!"
Mom:"OH what else then?"
Kid:"Well....sometimes you fuck em"

Ah well Porn is everywhere else I guess it was going to come to gaming eventually.
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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gardian06 said:
The Artificially Prolonged said:
The only thing I'm surprised about is that it took them until now to suggest porn for it.

Scars Unseen said:
What a titillating use of the Oculus. But will it support the Leap?
Indeed I think it will. I foresee tremendous growth for the Oculus rift in the near future. In fact they could get a big load in sales from this.
I just hope that they don't try to connect this to the Kinnect. then you might be reaching for a boob, but accidentally poke out her eye, and it is Junior Prom all over again.
Well I hope they don't do that. Having someone walk in on you is going to be a lot harder to explain when you add in the kinect on top of the Oculus and porn.

Plus I don't think most of the users will have their hands free to use kinect functions anyway :p
 

Kargathia

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tmande2nd said:
Ah well Porn is everywhere else I guess it was going to come to gaming eventually.
Whomever figures out how to make good VR porn is going to have serious problems avoiding being buried beneath all the cash thrown his way.
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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The dead eyes. Oh God, the dead eyes!

No, just no. Porn is fine as a visual medium, but virtual reality will never be able to compare to the real thing, and the harder they try the less appealing it seems to me. If you're that desperate for a realistic experience then just go and get laid for God's sake. We don't need any more excuses to become a species of anti-social shut in's.
 

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Greg Tito said:
Here Comes the Virtual Reality Porn for the Oculus Rift






Or will the uncanny valley of 3D models jiggling be as enticing as it sounds? Read: not at all.

Source: Sinful Robot [http://www.sinfulrobot.com/index.html]

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why do you say read: not at all. Are you saying that you have no interest or that others would not?
 

oldtaku

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These awful 3d porn renders sometimes show up in my Usenet dumps or 4chan threads - they're all hideously bad. You can tell they've been working on realistic textures and more polys, but that just makes it worse. You'd have to be pretty f@#$ing (har) desperate to pretend you're porking those dead fish.
 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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Alright motherfuckers. This is how it goes. You provide me with a virtual Scarlett Johansson, and I'll buy whatever you're selling until the end of time.
 
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NinjaDeathSlap said:
The dead eyes. Oh God, the dead eyes!

No, just no. Porn is fine as a visual medium, but virtual reality will never be able to compare to the real thing, and the harder they try the less appealing it seems to me. If you're that desperate for a realistic experience then just go and get laid for God's sake. We don't need any more excuses to become a species of anti-social shut in's.
right, that's why hentai is such a niche thi-oh wait...

http://www.geekosystem.com/women-dating-simulators/

to be honest I don't mind it, it will hopefully keep accident pregnancy rates down and keeps peoples sex drive in check (a guy who hasn't shot some baby gravy in a while is going to be a lot more on edge than the guy who does it on a normal basis)

plus, no one ever said you can't have both :D