The Volume said:
Phoenix Arrow said:
VitalSigns said:
I agree. Couldn't he just shag Yuna and be done with it?
Wait what? I thought he was gay. Like I stopped playing cause I was sure the Tidus/Wakka buttsex minigame was gonna be the next scene. Kind of surprised to hear he's not.
The Tidus/Yuna thing was the worst love story in human history. It was like... do you remember what it was like having a "girlfriend" when you were like 8. You never know what to say to each other, you're only "going out" because you've heard that's what you're meant to do and when you kiss it's like OH MY GOD, THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED! It was like watching that which is really quite uncomfortable.
And what the fuck was that fake sad laughing gambit about? Tidus needs to review his dating strategy. When you're trying to get with someone and she's like depressed, you don't go "even when I'm upset, I just laugh at anything and it makes everything ok". Amateur. I'll give this to him though, the bit at lake he handled very well but a mutant with gils could score in that situation.
Honestly, I was hoping that he would go for Rikku in the end as a nice plot twist and because she's the only half decent character in the game but it wasn't to be.
Sorry, these are the things that bother me when I'm playing game. The dating scenarios and subtext. Ever played Ninety Nine Nights? Incest. I'll stop now.