Heroes you yelled "YOU IDIOT!" at.
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Yeah, The Walking Dead. Andrea, yep.
"Don't shoot, we'll check it out"
Andrea: "K"
*takes aim*
"Andrea, stop"
Andrea: "STFU I got this."
You stupid fucking *****, almost killed Daryl
And then the kid on the farm who was driving the RV in the season finale. Why would you not lock the fucking door?
"Don't shoot, we'll check it out"
Andrea: "K"
*takes aim*
"Andrea, stop"
Andrea: "STFU I got this."
You stupid fucking *****, almost killed Daryl
And then the kid on the farm who was driving the RV in the season finale. Why would you not lock the fucking door?
DEFINETLY CAPTAIN america in the avengers film he kept trying to piss of iron man and was a nagging retard when id had enough of his bull i lterally shouted shut up you douche!
DEFINETLY CAPTAIN america in the avengers film he kept trying to piss of iron man and was a nagging retard when id had enough of his bull i lterally shouted shut up you douche!
I was actually discussing how Batman is one of the most selfish people to have ever lived earlier today. I mean, he refuses to execute the Joker, which would save thousands of lives, because his parents were killed. All I can say is WTF? He's letting thousands die because his own parents were killed. Hell, him killing the Joker on the spot is even legal.
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Sounds fun in theory, but having sex with her there and then would've been taking advantage of her extremely distressed state at the time.Macgyvercas said:
Marcus Fenix from Gears of War. Nothing anyone in that whole series does makes any sense, but even at the end, when Marcus has had EVERYTHING explained to him, he still kills every locust on the planet horribly, without remorse, and stabs the queen for (rightly) insulting his intelligence and and moral compass.
I yell at the screen in almost every game. In several games, the controls amount to "press buttons and maybe I'll think about doing it". In some cases, we also don't get any control over how big of a douche our guy is in cutscenes, or when we choose an option, it's not what we meant. I really hate the games where I don't have direct control over things, and can only provide objectives (except Majesty, I love that game).
Basically, any time my character dies because of their own stupidity, I shout at my screen like the world's least sympathetic "support" character.
I yell at the screen in almost every game. In several games, the controls amount to "press buttons and maybe I'll think about doing it". In some cases, we also don't get any control over how big of a douche our guy is in cutscenes, or when we choose an option, it's not what we meant. I really hate the games where I don't have direct control over things, and can only provide objectives (except Majesty, I love that game).
Basically, any time my character dies because of their own stupidity, I shout at my screen like the world's least sympathetic "support" character.
I have at least 2 come to mind by impulse.
First, Wikus van de Merve from District 9. He grabs an item clearly knows he's not supposed to, and as a consequence
, which involves sees his fingernails getting pulled out and vomiting black goop and what does he do instead of, you know, MAYBE GOING TO A HOSPITAL??? He goes home, thinking "oh, maybe the rest of the day off work will sort this out". What a fucking idiot. I hated him for the entire movie.
Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion. The most spineless, annoying, whiny, weak, inept, stupidest twat in the entire universe. For the whole series he never grows as a character and never points out any of the problems he might have getting (figuratively) REPEATEDLY ARSE-RAPED BY BUILDING-SIZED APOCALYPSE MONSTERS to anyone. Would it really hurt him to just, you know, say "Hey, I just saved humanity for about the 8th time and I might be just a little tense about it, so cut me a break".
Actually I could nominate pretty much the entire cast of that series, being the bunch of self-centered, unsympathetic sociopaths they all are.
Many, many characters from Prometheus (I enjoyed it overall, but the script was a load of ebola-infested horseshit). Why does that geologist guy suddenly get so pissed off and goes away on his own in an unfamiliar and possibly hostile environment? Why was the male love interest (whom I hated beyond comprehension) so disappointed despite having made the greatest discovery in the history of history? Because he "wanted to talk to them"? What a stupid twat.
First, Wikus van de Merve from District 9. He grabs an item clearly knows he's not supposed to, and as a consequence
begins to transform into an alien himself
Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion. The most spineless, annoying, whiny, weak, inept, stupidest twat in the entire universe. For the whole series he never grows as a character and never points out any of the problems he might have getting (figuratively) REPEATEDLY ARSE-RAPED BY BUILDING-SIZED APOCALYPSE MONSTERS to anyone. Would it really hurt him to just, you know, say "Hey, I just saved humanity for about the 8th time and I might be just a little tense about it, so cut me a break".
Actually I could nominate pretty much the entire cast of that series, being the bunch of self-centered, unsympathetic sociopaths they all are.
Many, many characters from Prometheus (I enjoyed it overall, but the script was a load of ebola-infested horseshit). Why does that geologist guy suddenly get so pissed off and goes away on his own in an unfamiliar and possibly hostile environment? Why was the male love interest (whom I hated beyond comprehension) so disappointed despite having made the greatest discovery in the history of history? Because he "wanted to talk to them"? What a stupid twat.
Batman, so you cought Joker once gain after he killed a bunch of people again, now lock him up until the next time and repeat. Or any comic book hero who thinks that letting a homicidal maniac live is a good idea, even after 5th time he escapes and does the same shit that he always does. Probably the reason i was never interested in comics.
Off the top of my head I am thinking about a specific moment in Ace Attorney Investigations where the main character, Miles Edgeworth, deduces that a criminal escaped through a secret door from one room to another, one of which Edgeworth is standing in at that moment. He then later confronts said criminal about this, and proceeds to explain his deductions to this person. However, he eventually runs into a wall when he realizes that he lacks the evidence to prove that the criminal actually used the secret door. He fixes the problem by sending his subordinate to the room the criminal escaped to in order to collect some evidence that Edgeworth deduced the presence of there.
Thing is though, that shouldn't have been a problem in the first place! Rather going about it in a roundabout fashion, he could have just gone there much earlier, collected the items and kept them as his trump card. He was standing in the room next to it, for Pete´s sake! A half-a-minute-walk to the next room and BAM! You got the evidence! Would have saved his subordinate the much longer run later on.
This might look like I am making a mountain out of a molehill here, but keep in mind that Edgeworth has repeatedly belittled his fellow co-workers/companions (both verbally and to himself) for not being smart enough and the like. In context of that, he not only looks foolish but quite hypocritical too, seeing as he doesn't berate himself for it either.
Shame on you, Edgeworth!
Thing is though, that shouldn't have been a problem in the first place! Rather going about it in a roundabout fashion, he could have just gone there much earlier, collected the items and kept them as his trump card. He was standing in the room next to it, for Pete´s sake! A half-a-minute-walk to the next room and BAM! You got the evidence! Would have saved his subordinate the much longer run later on.
This might look like I am making a mountain out of a molehill here, but keep in mind that Edgeworth has repeatedly belittled his fellow co-workers/companions (both verbally and to himself) for not being smart enough and the like. In context of that, he not only looks foolish but quite hypocritical too, seeing as he doesn't berate himself for it either.
Shame on you, Edgeworth!
kamille mobile suit zeta gundam. I swear to god he says this"Killing poeple is bad!" (thats both in dub and sub)and he says that right before he kills like 10 people........
harry potter. Lets face it everyone must have had this thought at one point, well the wizards dont really know anything about normal people so why dont they just steal a gun and shoot the death eatters?! or hell use a knife? (i know kids book but they never really explained why that wasnt an option)
ANY movie or anime were the hero can just say "fuck you im going home!" and the bad guy is screwed.
harry potter. Lets face it everyone must have had this thought at one point, well the wizards dont really know anything about normal people so why dont they just steal a gun and shoot the death eatters?! or hell use a knife? (i know kids book but they never really explained why that wasnt an option)
ANY movie or anime were the hero can just say "fuck you im going home!" and the bad guy is screwed.
Allow me to put your mind at ease, then, good sir. That ending was not originally supposed to be in the film. The original ending actually makes much more sense. Originally, the zombie/vampire things banging on the glass were actually revealed to be intelligent, something the film had hinted at throughout its length. You would know this because the leader of the group walks up to the glass and traces a butterfly on the glass, indicating the butterfly tattoo on the girl's arm. It turns out, they don't want to be cured (being intelligent, they know that they have a condition, but would therefore stay that way by choice), so Will Smith releases the girl he captured, and the three are allowed to go freely. The last shot shows the three of them (Will Smith, the woman, and the kid) driving over the last bridge left standing on Long Island, which also makes more sense, because it tells the viewer there was one bridge left, which was where the girl and the kid came form in the first place.The Artificially Prolonged said:
I gotta say, all of you people who keep saying Batman is an idiot for not killing the Joker REALLY need to reevaluate your thoughts on the character. Batman could very easily become the very monsters he's constantly fighting. He's AWARE of this, and so is constantly trying to avoid anything that could tempt him down the slope.
No, the REAL idiots here is the Gotham Court system. They've seen what Batman's regulars do, and yet they just keep sending them to Arkham rather than the zappy chairs. Seriously, what kind of lawyers do those nutjobs HAVE!?
No, the REAL idiots here is the Gotham Court system. They've seen what Batman's regulars do, and yet they just keep sending them to Arkham rather than the zappy chairs. Seriously, what kind of lawyers do those nutjobs HAVE!?
Things like this really bug me, I get the whole taking the moral high ground thing but with comic book characters it is just a bit hard to take seriously some times. I while back I read X-men: Second Coming, near the end the x-men find out that Cyclops has been sending out a team of assassins (X-force) lead by wolverine to kill key anti-mutant figures, and they give him a fucking lecture about how he is just as bad as them now, the guy, for the most part single handedly ensures the survival of their species and they lecture him, WHAT THE HELL!SkellgrimOrDave said:
The other thing I don't get is when a super hero will sacrifice themselves for any random person on the street, I personally would think if they where to live longer they can save more lives, thus for the time being, Batman's life is more valuable than little Timmy's.