Hey Everybody, It's the God of War III Sex Scene! *NSFW*

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Hey Everybody, It's the God of War III Sex Scene! *NSFW*

Does the God of War III [http://www.amazon.com/God-War-III-Playstation-3/dp/B000ZK9QCS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1278968473&sr=1-1] sex scene "have a point"? I don't know about that, but it does have lesbians and boobies.

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Last week, God of War III brain-man Stig Asmussen said that the game had almost foregone a sex minigame entirely [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/98746-God-of-War-III-Almost-Didnt-Have-a-Sex-Mini-Game]. "What is the point? If we do it, it has to have a point," said Asmussen about the series' traditional moment where Kratos displays his sociopathic virility.

To be fair, the above scene is out of context. It may have a point; I can't really say. But I can say that it does have three girls lying topless in a bed together getting it on. I suppose that's... some sort of achievement, isn't it? In a way?

Oh, who are we trying to kid - this is probably as relevant to the plot as the Heavy Rain shower scene. But look! Lesbians!

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Julianking93

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Excuse me for about 5 minutes....

K I'm back.

Best sex scene so far. :D

Only 7 more days now right?
 

Cherry Cola

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And now God of War 3 has me drooling over another thing.

That game is going to ruin my carpet!

And my pants..
 
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BOOBIES!

Now with that out of the way I can comment.

At least its just sex and not horrid, bloody violence with swears and decapitations. Think of the children here!
 

crimson5pheonix

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I was not aware that God of War sex scenes were quick time events...
 

KdS_22

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Yeah, um, I'll be back in a little while... I have some dishes to wash, or something..

But seriously, I can't wait for this game to come out!
 

Zacharine

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*sigh*

the collective IQ mankind has apparently dropped another dozen or so points since the last time I looked.

Indeed, what is the point? Besides to use digital lesbians and rendered breasts to make a ludicrous amount of money more than what GoW III would have already made. Honestly, I feel ashamed by association to belong to the male side of humanity, because I know not just one, or two, but several cpies of the game will be sold based on that alone.

Just when I was hoping that humanity might have some hope after all... But no, implication of sex and a poor female actor voicing some uuhs and aahhs is still a surefire way to make bucketloads of money from gamers.
 

Bobzer77

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0.o

Nice to see someone finally put sex in a mainstream game, I was getting sick of conservative society.

I can imagine this causing some controversy though...
 

Vaccine

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Can't have blood, gore, decapitations and other concepts of over the top violence without tits and ass, amirite?
 

IamQ

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SakSak said:
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*sigh*

the collective IQ mankind has apparently dropped another dozen or so points since the last time I looked.

Indeed, what is the point? Besides to use digital lesbians and rendered breasts to make a ludicrous amount of money more than what GoW III would have already made. Honestly, I feel ashamed by association to belong to the male side of humanity, because I know not just one, or two, but several cpies of the game will be sold based on that alone.

Just when I was hoping that humanity might have some hope after all... But no, implication of sex and a poor female actor voicing some uuhs and aahhs is still a surefire way to make bucketloads of money from gamers.
The IQ of the entire mankind has been lowerd because of a sex scene? How is that possible?
 

JourneyThroughHell

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Umm, a bit pointless if you ask me.
I mean, there are games that at least build up the relationships between the characters before such scenes like Mass Effect or Heavy Rain (yes, I won't shut up about this game, don't even bother). And then there is this.
Okay, it's outta context but the scene just screams "Hey! LESBIANS!".
I failed to see the "point".
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
I was not aware that God of War sex scenes were quick time events...
Always have been, but this was just too funny to watch. The "Oh such power" bit had me in stitches.
 

Trifixion

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It probably does have a point this time. Kratos is, after all, making his way through pretty much the entire Greek pantheon in the course of the game, and that's (according to other sources) Aphrodite (despite the hair-color change from God Of War I) and two of her "servants."

Of course my question would be...will he also kill her afterwards? (To paraphrase James Bond...at least it wasn't before.)
 

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Bobzer77 said:
0.o

Nice to see someone finally put sex in a mainstream game, I was getting sick of conservative society.

I can imagine this causing some controversy though...
Didn't Mass Effect do it too?

And because the general public will not approve of the whole brutality of the game, I can't see this part helping it. But hey, I'm not the one complaining, :3
 

reg42

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Wow... if it wasn't strange enough, they added quick time events. Well, at least they have a sense of humour.