Hey Everybody, It's the God of War III Sex Scene! *NSFW*

shadow skill

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First off Mass Effect's sex scenes are arguably some of the worst because they are meant to be taken seriously but just end up being dropped on the player's head because Bioware hasn't figured out how to do relationship progression correctly yet. Secondly the scenes in God of War have never added anything to the games and could be safely ignored, they have never been intended to be serious. If you think that they are trying to market the game with this scene you are an idiot.
 

sheogoraththemad

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Hikaru CF said:
I never knew it was a quick-time event either, which makes me wonder: what happens if you get the command wrong?
you pee instead of cum, or you shred one of the boobs of her.
 

KorLeonis

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This has been debated to death, and I really can't read all 10 pages in the forum on this to see if anyone's mentioned this yet, but...

Out of the 3 sex mini-games of the GoW series, this one is perhaps the only one that actually does have some context in the story. Kratos is busy murderin' his way the the ranks of Olympus, and Aphrodite decides the best way to save her own (fine fine) ass is to bang Kratos. And it would appear to work, boss fights against other gods, but Aph gets away. (Note: Game's not out yet, so I may be missing some story points, but seems a safe guess to me)

That said, yes its just cheap titillation, but its fits perfectly into the rest of the game. None of it qualifies as an intellectual masterpiece. Its just fun hack n' slash n' t&a. This neither elevates nor degrades it. And I've got my pre-order in.
 

aaronmcc

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They should compare notes with Team Ninja on jiggle physics

"Kratos the gods have truly blessed you"...with the ability to cum in 30 seconds? That's a blessing?
 

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SakSak said:
IamQ said:
The IQ of the entire mankind has been lowerd because of a sex scene? How is that possible?
Because someone thought it would be a good idea to associate the greek goddess of beauty, love, sensuality and sexuality with nothing but hot steamy sex, using poor animations, poor voice acting and the male character associated with a game that paints entire mountains red with the blood of his 5000+ dead enemies, mortal and immortal alike.

And someone besides the guy from the marketing department agreed. Why exactly are you moaning :| If we were to talk IQ dropping, games have been doing that long before GOW came along, what else is new, don't like it? Don't play it.

And now half of the internet is drooling over that.
 

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Honestly, the God Of War series is terrible for meaningless sex minigames. Honestly. Most games that include them have a purpose behind them, relevant to the story, like Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, where they actually are a sub-plot for character development. Hell, even Heavy Rain had more effort put into making it relevant than this appears to. This is probably just like all of the other God Of War games, where it's thrown in as a few helpless women in some corner, that allow you to fuck their brains out for no apparent reason.

In other words, this is the epitome of disrespect.
 

Fox242

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That beats the hell out of the other three sex scenes. That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a game. And now there's lesbians! Damn, Sony Santa Monica really did try to outdo itself on every aspect in this game. Can't wait to get this game!

And in response to the previous two people who uttered Quagmire's trademark Giggidy Giggidy I say this to you sick pereverts...

Goo! Alriiiight!
 

dicai

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They're laying the ground for new Gods of War... see, Kratos will have a son(because of those unprotected sex scenes), and that son/daughter or sons/daughters will be a brand new character, and the studios continue to make money. PROFIT!
 

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Phoenixlight said:
Ugh, this really does drag the series down in terms of respectability...
Oh yes, it absolutely destroys the series... I'm sure sales will absolutely tank after this.

For all the 40-yr-old virgins crying "foul" over this, guess what? The purpose of it was humor, with sex as a vehicle. Nothing more, nothing less - what's the problem? (And if you don't like it, buy Harvest Moon instead, or get a hooker, or both, but stop pontificating here.)
 

SimuLord

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Ye gods, that was just...silly. I pity the poor fool who considers that fetish fuel!
 

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MrSmellyFinger said:
Phoenixlight said:
Ugh, this really does drag the series down in terms of respectability...
Oh yes, it absolutely destroys the series... I'm sure sales will absolutely tank after this.

For all the 40-yr-old virgins crying "foul" over this, guess what? The purpose of it was humor, with sex as a vehicle. Nothing more, nothing less - what's the problem? (And if you don't like it, buy Harvest Moon instead, or get a hooker, or both, but stop pontificating here.)
I seriously doubt anyone will find this amusing.
 

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The scene is more amusing than sexual, and even in that respect I don't find it that good. I actually want to get this game LESS after seeing this, and I wasn't planning on getting it in the first place.

Now if you'll excuse me, I just remembered the original purpose for the internet
(Here's a little hint: GIRL ON GIRL PORNOGRAPHY) :)
 

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IamQ said:
SakSak said:
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*sigh*

the collective IQ mankind has apparently dropped another dozen or so points since the last time I looked.

Indeed, what is the point? Besides to use digital lesbians and rendered breasts to make a ludicrous amount of money more than what GoW III would have already made. Honestly, I feel ashamed by association to belong to the male side of humanity, because I know not just one, or two, but several cpies of the game will be sold based on that alone.

Just when I was hoping that humanity might have some hope after all... But no, implication of sex and a poor female actor voicing some uuhs and aahhs is still a surefire way to make bucketloads of money from gamers.
The IQ of the entire mankind has been lowerd because of a sex scene? How is that possible?
It's called fun. Have some.

OT: Very cool, wish I had a Sony console so I could have played all GoW it always looked really appealing.