Hey Let's Kill Ourselves for a Cause!

[Legion]

How long until some troll says "religion"? (As something stupid to die for)

My answer to what's worth it: A loved one. Although it is by no means logical.

Well thats not fair, if people are allowed to put their serious about dying for their faith then why cant someone put an opposing view up? Also, the kind of person that is so fanatical about their faith that they are willing to die for it... well, the free world is kinda pissed at those kinds of people at the moment... have been since september the 11th, 2001.

Of course they can, by 'troll' I meant the type who goes into every religious/atheist thread and says something against religion; whether or not it's relevant to the thread or not.

I by no means meant that anyone who says that dying for religion is stupid is a troll, as long as they give a reason for their opinion.

 

[Bat Vader]

Mmmmmmmmm........i don't think really want to throw away my life for any cause.....oh well!

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Rickyvantof]

I myself am the most important thing to me, so naturally I wouldn't want to die for anything.

 

[Ushario]

i'm in

edit: wait this isn't a suicide pact thread. i'm out.

Thanks, I lol'd

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

AND ALL MANKIND *charges at random wall*
Other than that (Pile of awesome) I don't really believe in many current/joke causes. Maybe for my country or something, but theres crap all chance of us going to war (I hope) so that won't be too likely.

 

[traceur_]

FOR THE MODS!!!!!!!

 

[Elhueno]

i would die for anyone i care for or who would do the same for me.
Slightly irrelevant but

"A wounded man shall say to his assailant: If i live. I will kill you. If i die. You are forgiven. Such is the rule of honour."

I apply that to my friends and family. slightly changed but still.

 

[bodyklok]

[HEADING=2]FOR HONOUR! FOR GLORY![/HEADING] [HEADING=1]FOR THE EMPEROR![/HEADING]

Actually no, do it fot the lulz. Screw the Emperor.

 

[sarahvait]

For Atheios, destroyer of farm animals!

 

[Acaulis]

FOR SPARTA!!!!!

 

[Daye.04]

Who is this Max that you speak of?

You .. You have not heard of Max .. MaxTheReaper? I ... I thought this was impossible .. A long-temr and active member not having heard of Max .. This is great news .. Magnificent! There might still be hope.

Max .. Max is a vile leader of a fanbase - wich he have currently stationed in Iceland ..
He has gained this fanbase by merely being funny sometimes. I don't know how, but there is possibly something about him. When you encounter him - wich you will inevitably. Don't run in fear, and don't take everything he says as a truth. All I'm asking is that you're thinking about it a second time before you're succumbing to his pact. Let's fight it - we can still win

We must form an alliance - and now is the best time, as he's been suspended for .. [sup]a kitchen joke[/sup]

Spoiler: But if you don't know, and would seriously like to know

He is MaxTheReaper - he's posting frequently. Almost every thread has a post if his in it. I think he's got like 7-8k posts

 

[WittyName]

For England, if we got invaded.

Trying to steal our tea, eh?

We'll give them what for old boy!!!

Tally ho!

Ahh, okay. You are British... I was going to give you a jolly good trashing if you werent, because that just wouldnt be cricket... My god it is so addictive... why dont I always talk like this?

It would be a very amusing accent to have, eh old chap?

 

[Evilvikingking]

Are you honestly saying you've made a thread about Martyrdom?

 

[Markness]

Dying for my own personal wealth

 

[Kinguendo]

The truth? The truth is that he is awesome, and teh secks. What could possibly be wrong with Maxi besides his need to murder.

Oh dear .. Another one is lost.
What is wrong? His nearly god-like reputation? His needs to push himself on everyone? His permanent presence?
There is so much wrong, and you - his fanbase - fail to see that. I fear for the future

No! I am not just his fanbase, no, I am his stalker/second in command! His constant presence shows how much he cares for you, and the pushing is because he loves you deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down in his heart!

You cannot fear the future, We are the future!

We are Max, we are One!

... Maybe this has gone a little far.

I dont think its his heart that he loves you deep, deep, down in... XD
By the way who are we talking about? Who the hell is Max?

I wish he loved me like that...

After the pineapple incident though probably not.

And Maxi is the one! He will lead us to the promised land, where the user is not burdened by law, only his own morality!

Still dont know who Max is... and isnt that what this is? I mean people can say whatever they like and the moderators can act as their morality by ***** slapping them with a probation or ban! Yay, for the moderators... yes?

NO! We must rebel, so we can than fight amongst orselves! And than, I will kill Maxi and make the Kingdom my own, and than, I shall have cake!

And Maxis full name must never be spoken, lest we all die.

Mother f***! I still dont know who MAX is! Also, they have the power to ban... you dont have any power as a user... also once they ban all the rebellers then they will get more people to join the forums... They have The Yahtzee, the people will join.

NOOOOOO!!! We shall actually get off our asses and storm the Escapist Headquarters, take Yahtzee prisoner, and blow shit up! It's so stupid it just has to work, and Maxi will lead us to victory!

And do you really want to know who the MaxMan is?

I dont know who he is... still!

 

[Grimm91]

Not much left to kill your self for in todays society. Everyones far to self serving for that.

 

[Daye.04]

I dont know who he is... still!

Good. You're still not one of them. Let me ... Convince you, while you're still pure ..
Max (MaxTheReaper) is starting to develop an almost god-like reputation. He has a huge fanbase. I think it might just reach Yathzees fanbase any moment now. He posts on almost every thread. Let's stand up against this horrenderous behaviour.

The time to act is now. Let's form an alliance while he's still suspended due to [sup]kitchen jokes[/sup]

... Uhhhhh, No.

*Shoots Daye.04*

It's not too late. You can still do it. Come join the good side. We're what keeps The Escapist clean
Redemption is still within reach! Please accept this hand I'm trying to give you. Please accept before I have to withdraw it

 

[ender214]

For the almighty entity in the sky that people believe in despite the lack of proof to justify their fevered belief in him.

 

[Sindre1]

We are going to be too many on this planet very soon. That is a good reason to do it I think.

not exactly martydom but still

join The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement today !!!

http://www.vhemt.org/

Damnit, they have a point :/

 

[Daye.04]

Must... Resist... Temptation... Jak, PM MaxTheReaper. Decide for yourself.


To be serious Daye, have you talked to Maxi? He strikes up a good conversation, and is nice to talk to.

Yes. I have spoken with him. Several times. He's good. He's a good guy. He might even be a great guy, I have nothing against him

What I do have something against, however is that he's being worshiped like a god. If being kind and talk to people as well as making jokes is enough to be worshiped, then there's something wrong. If we should worship someone, we should worship Nuke, Labby you name it. We should worship someone who's made some significant difference to The Escapist. Lord Krunk as well. Maybe even Indigo_Dingo. Max has not.