Hideo Kojima a "Huge Fan" of Twilight, Judging Fan Art Contest

[Drake the Dragonheart]

holy hell, please don't get any ideas for the next MGS game involving twilight ><

Well, here's [http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/a-cross-over-twilight-blade-cross-over-crossover-best-ever-demotivational-poster-1249240321.png] a good idea, at any rate.

shouldn't blade already have his weapons out in that picture?

 

[NattyMichael]

Twilight kicks ass, apart from the woman cant write but besides that the spakle thing is gay but besides those points....the series is amazing xD

 

[axia777]

Is Kojima gay? (nothing wrong with that!!!) But it would explain so much as to this Twilight crap. Twilight is so bad and is soooooo written for teen girls. What is your deal Kojima?

 

[duchaked]

Sounds about right. The Metal Gear story is absolutely terrible, so it only fits that the writer of said story likes a series of books that is equally terrible.

Also, nice touch with the duck's head. ;P

hahaha
definitely a Team Jacob
actually wait...hmmm idk to be honest
someone should interview him on that

 

[Enzeru92]

well that was unexpected but i guess O_O

 

[-Drifter-]

I'm curious. How many people who hate the books have actually read them? (I haven't read them and don't plan to, but I won't hate it until I have read them). Bandwagon much? "OH MY GOD, KOJIMA LIKES TWILIGHT! HE SUCKS NOW! I DENOUNCE METAL GEAR FROM MY COLLECTION!" Right?

So, Kojima. Vamp is dead for real, right? Don't bring in a sparkly replacement (half tongue-in-cheek).

Well, I know a lot of people who hate it but have never actually read the books or watched the movie. Not wanting to be one of them, I attempted to read the book and see if all this bile was really justified.

It was.

Stephanie "I LOVE ADJECTIVES" Myers cannot, I repeat, CANNOT write worth a damn.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

HIDEOOO!!!!

You know, the more I read comments about how horrible the Twilight books are the more I want to read them.

I already know I will probably like them, but it's kinda a matter of principle. Or manliness.

 

[VanityGirl]

That's actually pretty awesome. I can't believe it's a big deal in Japan. I mean people may hate Twilight, but it's interesting to see that the popularity has spread overseas..

Now let's kill it.

 

[Romicron]

Wow. I had a dream a couple of months ago where I was at a strip club and a bunch of blonde strippers were standing around Hideo Kojima as he painted a portrait of the Hulk. It all makes sense now. It was a dark prophecy...

 

[Jumplion]

Wow. I had a dream a couple of months ago where I was at a strip club and a bunch of blonde strippers were standing around Hideo Kojima as he painted a portrait of the Hulk. It all makes sense now. It was a dark prophecy...

....go on...

[sup]What? I'm genuinely curious...[/sup]

 

[Simon Hadow]

THE SIGHN IS NIGH MAN, THE SIGHN IS NIGH!!!!
and, for added pop culture reference: GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!

 

[Simon Hadow]

...Wait,what?...
Edit: Damnit, ok, meant to quote there, I'll fix that.

 

[Simon Hadow]

Wow. I had a dream a couple of months ago where I was at a strip club and a bunch of blonde strippers were standing around Hideo Kojima as he painted a portrait of the Hulk. It all makes sense now. It was a dark prophecy...

...Wait, what?...

 

[delet]

holy hell, please don't get any ideas for the next MGS game involving twilight ><

Well, here's [http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/a-cross-over-twilight-blade-cross-over-crossover-best-ever-demotivational-poster-1249240321.png] a good idea, at any rate.

Holy hell, that brought tears to my eyes from the laughter. I shall save it and show it to all. That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

 

[Sewblon]

That is odd. I always painted Kojima as an action junkie.

 

[infernovolver]

My reaction when I read the title:

 

[boholikeu]

I would think of all the people in the world, Hideo Kojima could figure out that Twilight is an extremely poorly written fanfiction for some crappy vampire story, but instead, he's a "huge fan?"

What? He's created one of the best game series of all time that has an extremely deep and smart story line, yet, he likes this tween bullshit?

Take off the fan goggles and you'll see that the MGS' story isn't that much better than Twilight's. The "deep" parts you are referring to are handled just as tactlessly as any of the "thought-provoking" relationship elements in Twilight.

 

[mechanixis]

"Otacon...I...I have something to tell you."
"What is it snake."
"..."
"C'mon Snake! You gotta tell me."
"I...I'm a vampire, Otacon."
"A vampire?"
"A vampire. I can't go out in the sunlight, and need to drink blood just to stay alive."
"Oh, Snake...that's terrible. But how have you been outside all those times?"
"Nanomachines prevent the antiphotosynthesis from killing me."
"It's always fucking nanomachines."
"Yes, Otacon. Yes it is."

 

[Julianking93]

I would think of all the people in the world, Hideo Kojima could figure out that Twilight is an extremely poorly written fanfiction for some crappy vampire story, but instead, he's a "huge fan?"

What? He's created one of the best game series of all time that has an extremely deep and smart story line, yet, he likes this tween bullshit?

Take off the fan goggles and you'll see that the MGS' story isn't that much better than Twilight's. The "deep" parts you are referring to are handled just as tactlessly as any of the "thought-provoking" relationship elements in Twilight.

Really? I mean, really?

You can't honestly think that Twilight, a poorly written trend among teenage girls who only like it because the main character is somewhat relatable is on par with one of the most critically aclaimed video games of all time?

Obviously you have either never read Twilight or only played a bit of MGS.

I suggest you read this:

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/