Hilarious Enemy Battlecries

mrhappyface

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In my experience with gaming, enemies are more than willing to die for their cause, and are more than willing to run into your gunfire even if they do barely a scratch to you. But usually to accompany their stupidity and lack of regard of to their lives, they have self motivating battle cries. I think some of the funiest i've heard were probably in World at War and Dawn of War. "We shaol die for de Emprah!" or "BANZAIII BANZAIII BANZAIIIIIIII!" probably take the cake for me. What are the funniest battlecries you've heard from an NPC?
 

Code_Red

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The NPCs in Haze have battle cries that are so awful they are hilarious.Each side has about 3 or 4 and repeats them non-stop.
 

mrhappyface

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I would also add the Fallout 3 Raiders.
"I'm going to enjoy this!" *Gunshot from me* "Fuck this shit!" *runs away*
 

Rhade

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DarkSaber said:
Does Yahtzees often used "CHAERG!" count?
I used to spout that all the time in WoW, and various other games, after I saw his one of CB's Jericawfulmess. I still tend to think the pants-on-head-retarded 'Glee!' kind of attempting heroic courage makes for some of the best "dude, he's totally gonna' get raped" combat humor.
 

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Kalezian said:
Move out! Lima Oscar Lima!


god....R6V2 got lame shortly after I heard that.........
Lima Oscar Lima... If they are using the military alphabet I think they are, they just said LOL... that can't be right.
 

The_ModeRazor

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"Everybody Eat Dirt!"
And of course
"I'LL RIP YOU FUCKING HEART OUT!" (although that's not an enemy... that's you)
 

CounterAttack

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"If you order now, I'll throw in a second beating, absolutely free." Gotta love the Scout.
 

SirusTheMadDJ

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"Nobody shoots my buddy but me!"

"STRIP THE FLEASH. SALT THE WOUND. UNHAH. UNHAHA HU HA!"

I actually have someone on XBL who has that very line as his bio. We tend to shout it rarely on MW2 or other multiplayer matches. That and spinning. Long story.

"I AM FULL OF SANDVICH, ABD I AM COMING FOR YOU!"

Gotta love the heavy.
 

Jark212

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"Demon!!"
"Wake up! Bad guys!"
"You said he was big."
"Not as tough as demon."
"Please enjoy my BRIGHT BLUE BALLS!"

Or anything Grunts say in Halo...
 

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"I'm gonna eat your arms, when you're dead, human!"

-Super Mutant from Fallout 3.