Hilarious Names of your Characters

Harlemura

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Whenever my friend's dad gets to name a female character, he'll always call them Chesty Morgan.
I don't know why it's funny, but it's always funny. The hitman notes on Fallout 3 especially.
 

squiggothhunter

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I always pick the girl in pokemon and name her A HO, and I named my starter fuckurself.
Every battle starts Go, Fuckurself! brightens up my day every time
 

antidonkey

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Stiffy McBoing is my go to immature name.

If there's lots of text involved, I like to name them IsayIsay so whomever is talking sounds like Foghorn Leghorn.
 

Jake Martinez

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squiggothhunter said:
I always pick the girl in pokemon and name her A HO, and I named my starter fuckurself.
Every battle starts Go, Fuckurself! brightens up my day every time
I understand this. When I used to play DAOC battlegrounds all the time, I made an assassin type character called "Footfunk", just so I could see, "Soandso was killed by Footfunk".

I also had a gnome warrior on WoW for a few years (Kil'jaeden PVP server) named Gnomezilla, purely for the irony factor.
 

MMETEORAGA1994

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In Final Fantasy VII i once named all my characters 'Sephiroth' just for shits and giggles. Dialouge quickly became monolouge
 

Orbot_Vectorman

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When ever I play JRPG type games, I usaly name my team the following names.

Who
What
A
Someone
That guy/girl
I
We... ect.
 

Blemontea

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Ok so this isnt a name thing but in Super Paper Mario when you get the hammer pixel you tell him something to shout at the top of its lungs, and out of curiosity i typed in "fuckers!" and three seconds later the valleys soared with the battle cry of Super Mega Death Christ.
 

Dango

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I always name my rival in the Pokemon games something like douche, asshole, or dickhead. Or Gary.
 

Lawyer105

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And suddenly much becomes clear about the "humour" of the Escapist... :p

About the lowest I've sunk (in this vein, anyways) is naming my online FPS characters 'a fluffy bunny.' so that all the kill-spam reads :

JoeRandom <AK-47> a fluffy bunny.
 

Baralak

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I have a Goblin fighter in D&D named "Gax Foulfart". Actually came up in a random name generator. His name si also cursed. Everytime you say his name, you have to roll 1d20. Roll a 1, you crap your pants, roll a 20, you stink the room out. Anything else: You just toot.
 

geldonyetich

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Dongelore.

Not implicitly obscene (unless maybe you consider "dong" enough) but tell me that name doesn't bring a smile.
 

Midnight Crossroads

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I once had an orc shaman before the days of Alliance shaman named (Abraham) VanHelscream. I told everyone I was a gnome hunter.

On every WoW server I play on, I have a level 1 undead warrior named Brains. I march him naked of any armor or weapons to Goldshire Abbey and give him /y BRAINS, /bite, and /scratch macros. I walk around killing the bandits near by and cannibalize them.
 

XMark

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I got some giggles naming my character "Dawg" in some games.

And I always call my main character in any Dragon Warrior game "Dumbass". It's kind of a tradition (long story)