I recently picked up Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift, in which you can pick your character's first name. However, your last name must always be 'Clemens.' It's almost unheard of for me not to go with the default names at least the first time through, but the default, 'Luso,' is just tremendously stupid to me.
So my character became 'Samuel Clemens.' Proud member of Clan Riverboat.
Somewhat on topic, Cid's first line begins, 'oi oi,' which I misread as 'oui, oui.' So I went through the game ascribing a French accent to him, even though I quickly realized my error.