HL2:E3 Teaser Poster

[JWW]

And on June 14th, they'll announce how glad they are about how well the game is going and they hope to have a release date sometime in the next year or so.

 

[Corven]

So if Gabe says its fake, and fake rhymes with cake, and fake can be associated with falsification then...

The cake is a lie!!!


I'm sorry I'll show myself out now.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Well, sure, it's fake, but it looks good to say the least. Maybe VALVe will adapt this to their actually add campaign for Episode three, along with a poster saying "Hey, fanboys, shut the hell up, games take time to make, and if we just pumped out a sequel in a year you'd complain, but you will anyway, so we are at least trying to make it as good as possible."

 

[SamFancyPants252]

I swear this is turning into Duke Nukem: Forever...

 

[Firetaffer]

So if Gabe says its fake, and fake rhymes with cake, and fake can be associated with falsification then...

The cake is a lie!!!


I'm sorry I'll show myself out now.

Haha! So true! And cake rhymes with lake, which is a body of water, and the borealis is a boat right? And lake rhymes with wake, as in Gordon waking up in the beginning of Episode 1, OMG IT ALL TIES TOGETHER!!

 

[Captain Pirate]

I bet he's lying saying it's fake so everyone'll beleive him, forget about it, then suddenly anounce it at E3 properly.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Even with G-man in it doesn't make that shit real.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

[HEADING=1]WOA! HOLY SHIT![/HEADING]

Below the date, I think I can see the Gman.

Anyone else see that?

Yep. There is a face. Or maybe once you see the G-man, he gets inside your head. Forever.

I cant see the face at all, the dates pretty clear but apart from that its all matt black.

 

[SloLynx]

They contacted Valve, the image is fake...

 

[Tharwen]

If they announce it at E3, they probably won't release it for another few years anyway. Still, it would be nice to have an update.

I refuse to believe it until it shows at E3. And if it does... by god they better put it on mac as well as PC.

Why wouldn't they?

 

[J3llo]

c,mon stop making episodes of the game and stop sucking HL2,s dick and go make us a fucking half life 3 how fudgeing har could it be, but should i be suprised its valve.
god hope the rumours of portal 2 iis true

 

[Flamezdudes]

Guys, take a look at this pic! I'm wondering if this pic is fake or not since it's posted by a Valve Employee.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4238314&id=577077760&fbid=405028172760

c,mon stop making episodes of the game and stop sucking HL2,s dick and go make us a fucking half life 3 how fudgeing har could it be, but should i be suprised its valve.
god hope the rumours of portal 2 iis true

First, try and type properly and have some good punctuation and grammar. Secondly, there are not "Rumors" of Portal 2 because its been officially announced by Valve months ago.

EDIT: Also, look at this guys! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Joseph-Hill-Joss-Whedon/95553331655 We could be getting a Half Life movie after the Avengers movie.

 

[Silver Patriot]

I really wish it would be real but it's fake.
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?url=http://www.gamersmint.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/110yhwl1.jpg

That doesn't make any sense to me, exactly how does this prove that it's a fake?

Also, if it isn't a fake, then I might just have forgiven Valve for being such dicks about episode 3 for so long. I mean, come on, if you had the choice between another Portal and another Half life? I know what I would choose.

Portal 2 then? Good, so we are clear on that.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I really wish it would be real but it's fake.
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?url=http://www.gamersmint.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/110yhwl1.jpg

That doesn't make any sense to me, exactly how does this prove that it's a fake?

Also, if it isn't a fake, then I might just have forgiven Valve for being such dicks about episode 3 for so long. I mean, come on, if you had the choice between another Portal and another Half life? I know what I would choose.

Portal 2 then? Good, so we are clear on that.

Actually on the whole I wasn't so fond of Portal. I found the game environment entirely uninviting and oppressive, and while that may be marked down to the intended atmosphere, there was never a reprieve from it. Besides, I would much rather have used the Portal Gun outside of a test environment, the wonders that could be worked with such a tool...

 

[Silver Patriot]

I really wish it would be real but it's fake.
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?url=http://www.gamersmint.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/110yhwl1.jpg

That doesn't make any sense to me, exactly how does this prove that it's a fake?

Also, if it isn't a fake, then I might just have forgiven Valve for being such dicks about episode 3 for so long. I mean, come on, if you had the choice between another Portal and another Half life? I know what I would choose.

Portal 2 then? Good, so we are clear on that.

Actually on the whole I wasn't so fond of Portal. I found the game environment entirely uninviting and oppressive, and while that may be marked down to the intended atmosphere, there was never a reprieve from it. Besides, I would much rather have used the Portal Gun outside of a test environment, the wonders that could be worked with such a tool...

Wonder no more!

OT: To each his own. As you were most likely aware it was a joke.

 

[MercurySteam]

If Gabe Newell were to make a post on his Twitter saying "HL2E3 comes out next month folks" and then an hour later make a post stating it was a joke, he'd probably turn up dead the next morning

 

[Captain Pancake]

Wonder no more!

OT: To each his own. As you were most likely aware it was a joke.

Although on the plus side I found that song at the end very catchy.

 

[Ekonk]

Hey, there IS a face in there. Awesome. Sad it's fake though.