Holy Crap, It's an REO Speedwagon Hidden Object Game! - UPDATED

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Holy Crap, It's an REO Speedwagon Hidden Object Game! - UPDATED

Get ready for Find Your Own Way Home, a hidden object game based upon the classic 80s band REO Speedwagon [http://www.speedwagon.com/]. Let me repeat that so there's no confusion: It's a hidden object game based on REO Speedwagon.

I'm no fan of music videogames. I have zero interest in Rock Band [http://www.guitarhero.com] or any of the bastard offspring they've spawned. In my eyes, they're a lot like sports videogames: I'd rather watch people play them than play them myself and I'd far rather go out and do something else entirely than watch people play them. But Find Your Own Way Home sounds like a twist on the genre I can really get behind.

Players will take on the role of Ruby, a "hip Hollywood reporter" shadowing REO Speedwagon as they tour in advance of the release of their latest CD. But on the day of the release party, singer Kevin Cronin goes missing and it's up to Ruby to search for clues, track him down and get everyone to the party on time!

The game will include 80 levels adding up to an estimated ten hours of gameplay, along with 12 REO Speedwagon tracks including brand-new recordings of the classics "Keep On Loving You" and "Roll With the Changes." The game is named after the band's most recent album, released in 2007, which did not chart but produced two minor hits on the Billboard Adult Contemporary Top 100. (Hey, give 'em a break, it was their first studio album since 1996.)

So why do we care? Because it's REO freakin' Speedwagon, that's why! The concept of an REO Speedwagon hidden object game is so random, so completely without a rational basis and yet so utterly awesome that we have to shout it from the rooftops: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! The Speedwagon cometh!

UPDATE: Find Your Own Way Home won't include quite as much classic Speedwagon as we'd hoped; aside from "Keep On Loving You" and "Roll With the Changes," the music in the game will come entirely from the band's last album, so there'll be no "Take It On the Run" or "Keep the Fire Burnin'" this time around. Lloyd Melnick of publisher Merscom says the game is set for release on December 2 - it may not be another Rocktober [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/6645-Review-Brutal-Legend] but you better believe I've got it marked on my calendar.


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Sweet!

I cant fight this feeling anymore

I've forgotten what I started fighting for

Its time to bring this ship into the shore

and throw away the oar... forever

People dont write lyrics like that these days
 

Cousin_IT

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still waiting on a game based around Cock & Ball Torture. It could only be interesting
 

cleverlymadeup

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dear god people the 70s and 80s are over, give it up

i hate retro stuff and have for a very long time, people thinking the 80s were a good thing, they were horrid and awful
 

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I heard this from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another that this was comin around.
 
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cleverlymadeup said:
dear god people the 70s and 80s are over, give it up

i hate retro stuff and have for a very long time, people thinking the 80s were a good thing, they were horrid and awful
*frowns* I respectfully disagree with you sir. There was much about the 80's that was simply outrageous.
 

Andy Chalk

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DrunkWithPower said:
I heard this from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another that this was comin around.
Damn, I wish I'd thought of that one for the news post.
 

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DrunkWithPower said:
I heard this from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another that this was comin around.
Ok, you are many different kinds of awesome.
 

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Flying-Emu said:
Is it wrong if I absolutely DESPISE REO Speedwagon?
I'd love to agree, call them garbage and say "well Grand Funk Railroad are better, can this trash!" but...I'd be lying because Keep on Loving You is a classic. Sorry Bruh.
 

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Malygris said:
Holy Crap, It's an REO Speedwagon Hidden Object Game!

Get ready for Find Your Own Way Home, a hidden object game based upon the classic 80s band REO Speedwagon [http://www.speedwagon.com/]. Let me repeat that so there's no confusion: It's a hidden object game based on REO Speedwagon.

I'm no fan of music videogames. I have zero interest in Rock Band [http://www.guitarhero.com] or any of the bastard offspring they've spawned. In my eyes, they're a lot like sports videogames: I'd rather watch people play them than play them myself and I'd far rather go out and do something else entirely than watch people play them. But Find Your Own Way Home sounds like a twist on the genre I can really get behind.

Players will take on the role of Ruby, a "hip Hollywood reporter" shadowing REO Speedwagon as they tour in advance of the release of their latest CD. But on the day of the release party, singer Kevin Cronin goes missing and it's up to Ruby to search for clues, track him down and get everyone to the party on time!

The game will include 80 levels adding up to an estimated ten hours of gameplay, along with 12 REO Speedwagon tracks including brand-new recordings of the classics "Keep On Loving You" and "Roll With the Changes." The game is named after the band's most recent album, released in 2007, which did not chart but produced two minor hits on the Billboard Adult Contemporary Top 100. (Hey, give 'em a break, it was their first studio album since 1996.)

So why do we care? Because it's REO freakin' Speedwagon, that's why! The concept of an REO Speedwagon hidden object game is so random, so completely without a rational basis and yet so utterly awesome that we have to shout it from the rooftops: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! The Speedwagon cometh!


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Cousin_IT said:
still waiting on a game based around Cock & Ball Torture. It could only be interesting
oh shit, I can't even imagine. maybe it would just be wading through a pile of guts, while listening to the gruesome SFX voiced by the singer. then at the end of the level you have to murder a giant pig, also played by that singer. that singer sounds incredible, I've never heard anything so disgusting.

which reminds me, next time my roommate starts listening to madonna, I'm gonna abuse him with this band

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JimmyBassatti said:
cleverlymadeup said:
dear god people the 70s and 80s are over, give it up

i hate retro stuff and have for a very long time, people thinking the 80s were a good thing, they were horrid and awful
And this is just the pop! A lot better than the shit that is getting pumped out now. Most of this is from the Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Soundtrack. I still think Vice City had the best soundtrack, right behind The Ballad of Gay Tony (Not Grand Theft Auto IV, just The Ballad of Gay Tony).
Look, Spirit of Radio kicks ass. But not enough to compensate for Hall and Oates AND Falco. Just... NO. And certainly, Rush would kick the shit out of REO Speedwagon in a street fight, or a hidden object game competition. Most certainly in a light saber battle.

Taking the whole list into account, Yes and Rush would just gang up on poor REO and synthesizer them to death. What's that, buddy? You got a Hammond B3 and a Grand Piano? We got MOOGs, fool! SUCK ON IT!