Hooked on Cliches

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Imagine the newest game out on the market : Any platform : But it's jampacked full of all the cliches known to man.

Describe it :

(As a starter, you're a lowly paid minion of a giant corporation funding weapon tech secretly and then something goes wrong...)
 

L.B. Jeffries

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You wake up remembering absolutely nothing about your past and no one seems to think it's important to explain it to you until after a couple of memorable hours go by.

Also, you are the chosen one.
 

JakubK666

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You are a lot more powerful/can withstand a lot more than an average human being.

You are very gay manly.
 

fix-the-spade

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You are the lead member of an elite special forces unit employing high-tech and supernatural techniques to defend the world from a hive minded alien threat known only as "the co-operative".
You make use of an advanced recharging suit of armour, vehicless and advanced squad mechanics.
But your first deployment goes horribly wrong, you are betrayed and left for dead by your own commanders, now you hunt for revenge on the corrupt forces that abandoned you...
 

sammyfreak

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The artist who drew you had no sense of creativity at all.
You shoot people.
You are the only one powerful enought to defeat the problems facing mankind.
Your a Nintendo sequel with 0 innovation.
 

Najal

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You are a grizzled short brown haired marine commando type sent to a supposedly "abandoned" town to investigate "strange reports". You walk into town with your black sidekick and sassy unconvincing love interest, and then proceed to say

"I have a bad feeling about this."
 

Apone

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Your an Ex-Navy Seal, who before that was an Ex-Navy Seal. Your daughter has been captured by an evil drug smuggling crime lord and you want revenge. Luckily your government gets you to fight him, and employs your services one last time.
In the end it turns out they were funding the Crime Lord and you have to kill everyone else in the whole story except your daughter and a token ethnic character you makes annoying one liners

=Every Segal film
 

cold killer pov

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you are a 7 ft beast that puts the hulk to shame you have to fight off hoards of enemise with far better techknology than you while your peeps run around shouting how dead they will soon be...
 

stompy

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You're an average joe, with a brooding past, in the hunt of your wife/daughter/(insertlovedonehere), eventually arriving at an abandoned town. Here, you fight through hordes of (insertsupernaturalenemyhere), and eventually find a secret cult of madpeople, finding out you'reevil/lovedonedeadbyyourhands/lovedonealives, butneededforsacrifice/you'rethesacrifice/you'realteregoi'sevil/insertotherplottwist.

- A procrastinator
 
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There's a sewer level.
There's an ice level.
There's a final level where you have to beat all the bosses of the previous levels.
Waste Paper Bins are usable as weapons.
Your original weapon has unlimited ammunition, but is pants.
There are three keys you must find to open the same colour locks.
At one point, you must make leaps of faith between floating platforms for no adequately explained reason.
Your boss doublecrosses you.
Pizza cures bullet wounds but dissolves after 20 seconds.
Enemies flash orange when hit by bullets.
Even when piloting the latest in arse kicking tech. you are still vulnerable to being punched by a civilian.
There's a hidden bonus behind the cracked wall.
 

RufusMcLaser

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You've been suddenly thrust into a world which you know nothing about, because you have amnesia / are a traveler from a distant land / have never been outside your sequestered environment before.
Kudos to RPGs like Oblivion which actually manage to avoid this.
 

Fire Daemon

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Despite the fact that you are a wizard in a fantasy realm you still have an American accent. You are also the chosen one.
 

Akatsuki_slave

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All the NPC's keep telling you to be careful because of all the monsters that suddenly started appearing outside of the town. It's obviously a result of an evil dark lord whom you have to defeat.