Defeat them through infinite improbability, just don't know what the actual outcome might be... hoping the captors turn into a whale and a bowl of petunias
Hostage rescue: how would you do it?
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Quite, quite.Pimppeter2 said:
-Clears lungs-
Gather my Brothers and Sisters, Gtaher forth! We face an enemy unlike any other we have ever face. Today we face an enemy we have never seen or herad, an enemy that we no not the name of. But we will not let this stop us! We will find the enemy we know nothing of, and we will fight him! We will be Victorious!
1. Stall the guy until nightfall.
2. Before nightfall, arrange an accident where a large truck knocks over any streetlights. To distract them, set up a floodlight at the accident scene, so they don't realize how dark it is.
3. Hold a heavy metal concert nearby.
4. Send in a team of ninjas.
This works to cripple their ability to detect an attack, and then sends in very stealthy people.
If this plan is inadvisable, go to plan B:
1. Inform hostage-taker that if the hostage is hurt, I will simply hand him over to the family of the hostage.
2. Before nightfall, arrange an accident where a large truck knocks over any streetlights. To distract them, set up a floodlight at the accident scene, so they don't realize how dark it is.
3. Hold a heavy metal concert nearby.
4. Send in a team of ninjas.
This works to cripple their ability to detect an attack, and then sends in very stealthy people.
If this plan is inadvisable, go to plan B:
1. Inform hostage-taker that if the hostage is hurt, I will simply hand him over to the family of the hostage.
Hmmm, how cleverPimppeter2 said:
I would hire a bunch of scientists to make an evil puppy of death. I would then place it in a cardboard box on the doorstep. When they bring it in it will act all cute and they'll let their guards down, then it will tear out their throats.
That or have them build a super suit that can cloak, then walk in and kill them off one by one without the others realizing, until there's one left. Then I'll kill him in some spectacular way.
Does anyone remember that gun from Perfect Dark (N64 era) that could shoot through walls, for anyone who doesn't know what I'm speaking about look it up. Yeah just use that. Then blow the house up for good measure but like insist hostages wear fireproof suits.
But I'd use the X-ray gun thing from PD
But I'd use the X-ray gun thing from PD
Have you ever laughed so hard you started coughing?hittite said:
And wouldn't the hostage taker's head just become a red smear on the wall, instead of explode?
ENIWAY
I would use my bag-o-infinity to create microscopic bears with chainsaws, and tell them to acumulate in their brains until I tell them to attack, at which point the hostage taker's brains would turn into a fine pink mist that would jet out their ears.
I would invoke friendly graboids. (obscure movie reference FTW)
I would make no friendly fire a law of nature, and destroy the house with the BFG 9000/insert badass weapon here
