How can I become 'cool'

[FPLOON]

Travel back in time to the Grease Lighting of the 1950s... Then, become a Greaser of a Pink Lady...
Then, and only then, will you be born to Handjive, baby...

Other than that, play Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack...

 

[BreakfastMan]

Have you tried using the power of corn? And if that doesn't work try a corn-potato mix.

You mean like this?


Yeah, I think Jonathan Davis is pretty cool as well.

 

[Fijiman]

Have you tried using the power of corn? And if that doesn't work try a corn-potato mix.

You mean like this?


Yeah, I think Jonathan Davis is pretty cool as well.

No, don't be silly! I mean actual corn. It has powers you can not even begin to fathom.

 

[chocolate pickles]

If you're asking this question, you will NEVER be cool. Have fun with your computers poindexter.

 

[sanquin]

Just become a big time youtuber with millions of subscribers! Easy right?

 

[Gray-Philosophy]

Adopt an outrageous sense of fashion and proceed to aboslutely own it, with so much confidence that you could make Johnny Bravo pale in comparison to your dominating presence.

 

[axlryder]

I feel the solution should be obvious

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Well, you could always try going on an expedition to the Arctic with no clothes on. I think that'd cool you up, and also off.

 

[gact]

eat as many chilli dogs as you can and run really fast

 

[Callate]

Stop trying so hard.

Find something that works for you and persist, and be confident enough that shallower detractors don't leave a mark.

 

[Drathnoxis]

Wear a top hat, cloak, and elegant little mask everywhere you go.

 

[Drathnoxis]

eat as many chilli dogs as you can and run really fast

And don't play in the dryer! Cool kids stay out of the major appliances.