How do you eat watermelon?

[Zahri]

I am currently here eating watermelon. I have cut a new one down the center, and am enjoying one of the resulting halves by digging a spoon into it, and twisting it into a perfect circle, and enjoying the large curcular chunk of red deliciousness that pops out. It is also cold from being in the fridge.

This leads me to ask, in what way do the people of the escapist eat watermelon? well?

 

[similar.squirrel]

My grandmother used to have..Implements made for the very purpose. They sort of..Cut it into cylinders..
Nowadays..Um..Spoon, usually. Or I just bite into it.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Slice it up, bite into it...hmmmm watermelon.

 

[Major_Sam]

Usally I just cut it into slices then eat the red and spit out the seeds. And I avoid the white stuff at all costs.

 

[El Poncho]

Like I eat every melon chop it into slices and eat it but I don't like watermelon.

 

[Erana]

Mellon baller. Best way, ever.

 

[Zefar]

I cut it into pieces and then take one piece for myself and let whoever is there take the rest. One little piece is enough for me.

Why would ask such a question btw? It's like the commercial with a certain cookie and they ask "How do you eat it?" I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AND CHEW OK! What else could I do with it?

 

[Zahri]

Usally I just cut it into slices then eat the red and spit out the seeds. And I avoid the white stuff at all costs.

Why avoid the white stuff? =O

 

[Major_Sam]

Usally I just cut it into slices then eat the red and spit out the seeds. And I avoid the white stuff at all costs.

Why avoid the white stuff? =O

Because it is hard and gross and it will make me explode.

 

[Zahri]

Usally I just cut it into slices then eat the red and spit out the seeds. And I avoid the white stuff at all costs.

Why avoid the white stuff? =O

Because it is hard and gross and it will make me explode.

I see =o tis okies -hug-

I cut it into pieces and then take one piece for myself and let whoever is there take the rest. One little piece is enough for me.

Why would ask such a question btw? It's like the commercial with a certain cookie and they ask "How do you eat it?" I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AND CHEW OK! What else could I do with it?

Just asked out of curiosity =)

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I don't :O

Mainly because I never have the chance to

So I eat apples instead.

Mmmm...apple..

 

[Zirat]

Cut into wedges with salt sprinkled on top.

Delicious delicous salt.

 

[InvisibleSeal]

Usally I just cut it into slices then eat the red and spit out the seeds. And I avoid the white stuff at all costs.

Pretty much this. I have no special way of eating it, except sometimes I eat the seeds (probably bad for you but meh).

 

[Solytus]

Cut into wedges with salt sprinkled on top.

Delicious delicous salt.

Huh, Salt on watermelon? I've never tried, so I wouldn't know, but does it taste any different from watermelon sans salt

And as for me, I slice it into segments and eat my way to happiness.

 

[fanklok]

well first off i engage it in hand to hand combat (the loser getting executed) obviously i have yet to lose, then i take the biggest knife i can find and hack it to bits

EDIT: forgot to mention the eating it afterwards part

 

[ThePirateMan]

Slice it into 4 pieces and NOM NOM NOM NOM

 

[Sewer Rat]

I don't, I am not a fan of watermelon.

 

[Timotei]

I buy the small seedless one and will sometimes cuy a hole in it and eat it like a tub of ice cream.

 

[enzilewulf]

crack it open with your head... well it would be a fun way to open it

 

[ConnorCool]

slice and bite baby, horribly messy but its worth it